Album of the Week: Sex over Love

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WEEK 304 — November 24-30, 2024

Sex over love

by Blaqbonez

LISTEN:

Spotify | YouTube | Bandcamp | Apple

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PICKED BY MIRANDA PITTS, VIA FACEBOOK

MIRANDA PITT'S AND PORT RICHMOND PETE'S COMMENTS:

Hello 👋

How are you doing

nothing currently, you?

Nothing
Where are you from

Pittsburgh, you?

I am from same

You want sex chat?

And good sex?

Send a pic

It has charges applied

How much can you pay to see my nude

Too late you're practically nude on your profile pic

Okay be good with that

If you can pay I'll give you more sexier

[pic]

Like this

that's great!
thank you

You want more

Sure!

How much you have with you

Just any amount

20 or 30

I have 15

You don't understand how I'm risking myself

I'm giving my nude out

For free no

Just any amount is okay

But I'll charge you for hookup

What would you do if we hook up?

I'll finish you with doggy

I'll make you scream

I'll ride you till you're out of fuel

ok that sounds pretty cool

Yes

Will you like if we hookup

To fuck harder

Or you don't want

sure

Okay babyv

How much do you have with you

Now

100s

Can you get a card now baby

Yes! Send me one more nude and I'll give you my cc #

[pic]

Okay gimme now baby

Okay, readyfor the card

Yes baby

Are you getting it now baby

So I'll come early and we gon fuck till hell

Here is my card visa

5

1

1

3

0

9

0

7

Wait not 7, 8

9

1

3

3

7

2

4

6

Exp 07/27

Sec. 1

2

2

Visa

Can you snap it to make it comfortable

Can you snap it

Front and back

My cam is broken, did you try those numbers

Can't you try get the card online yourself

How do i send money?

Do you have cash app then

If you have cash app that will be better

Huh?

Yes

Handle is @iloveprettygurls
(big star via katy perry reference)

Request through there

Can you send money from your cash app to my own

So I'll come

Since you have money with you just send it to me

What is yr handle

How much are you sending now

Is it the hundred

Huh?

$Kosompz

[QR code with name "Martin" on it]

Who's Martin?

That's my cousin
Are you getting it sending it now baby

Can you get it card online

For yourself

I've a link you can get it through

Why is your cousin handling your money?

No I'm using is acct

Why?

I've issue with my acct

Fraud

Don't worry just send it baby it's fine

What happened, did someone try to steal money from you?

Yes baby

They stole it

Just send it so I'll get coming at least we should be fucking soon

Can you have Martin contact me? I feel uncomfortable send $400 to some guy.

Why that

Okay should I use my friend female own

Will you feel more comfortable then

Okay I think if you can get it online there I'll give you the link you can get it from

Are you sending it now baby

Send 500 now

Sending to martin

Send the screenshot baby

Let me see and confirm it baby

So I'll show him you've sent it

And so I'll have to get my stuffs ready ASAP

Are you there?

Huh?

The screenshot baby

how do i screenshot

The payment screenshot

Since you've made the payment

you got the payment?

He said he need the screenshot to proof you paid him

did it go through or not?

He need payment receipt to confirm it has been paid

He don't tell me he said he need payment receipt

he should get that from cashapp

How do I know you paid unless you show the the payment receipt

You ask Martin, he'll tell you

You can get it from your side too

Just go to your cash app and go to the payment you made then screenshot it for me so I'll show him

He said I should give him payment receipt

Martin received a receipt from CashApp

he tells you

problem solved

He said I should send him the receipt
he needs to look information up

Just do it baby

Look information up? Doesn't he have the CashApp app?

He gets notification when he is paid through the app

Don't let keep dragging this at least we should be fucking bu now

Can't you do it?

I did it, I paid him

He should have the receipt

He said a lotta people transferred to him today so he said I should bring the receipt so he'll know it's from me

That's how he always do anything I sent him money

You already have my handle

Just l0ook for the payment from iloveprettygurls

Don't you wanna eat this titties

Baby don't let's waste no time

I've started getting. My stuff already

Can't wait to come over baby

Just do it and everything will go well

At least all the time spent arguing now I would have been in my way coming

Baby na

Baby

Baby??
Are you there

I'm here

Where are you now

Truck stop bathroom

Ohhh okay

So when are you getting the card so I can come to you

After I rescue my phone which I dropped in this urinal

Can you go get it now

So I'll be coming over to you

dropped it again

Are you for real

Hey

Hi babe

How are you doing

Mommy
Hi mommy

How re you

Ready for you to pop my cherry

Your cherry

How?

Do I really need to explain this

Ohh for real

Why haven't you get the card I told you

i'll  get it today

When will you get it

Time ?

That's a good band, Morris Day is my favorite

What?

I wasn't asking that

Sorry

Ohh

I thought since you're gonna be my mommy wife that we should share music tastes

I said when are you getting the card

i'll get the card right now

Okay

I'm at the store already

Now?

Okay which one are you getting?

And how much ?

Burger King gift card right?

No apple card is okay

Or steam

100 is like less than 50 whopper jrs these days

Okay are you still getting steam card or apple

wait I thought you said burger king

No I don't like that one

I prefer steam or apple

okay sorry

they have apple here

i can get you that

Okay baby

You can get it

I love you baby

One sec

Okay baby

And send the receipt too okay ?

ok i have it, but i don't have a camera

ready to take the numbers?

Why don't you have cameras

You can use another person's phone instead

can you send me some money so i can buy a phone with a camera? cashapp is fine

i only need 50

and then i'll send you 200 right back in apple

Are you for real

I don't have a camera, can't I just send you the code?

But I think you should send the card first my acct has been freezen I can't withdraw from it

Okay send the code then

if it's frozen you won't be able to accept money either

I've someone acct I used to receive money

A friend of mine

Okay, can your friend meet me with her camera?

No
She can't

Does she not have a camera?

I've camera too on my phone here

Okay, can you meet me then?

She has but she can't come

Don't you have any friends that can send it through his camera

I thought you were my friend

Yes I'm and you're mine too

Can you meet me to get your gift card then?

No I want it now

Just now

If you can send it then bye

Go away you liar

I have it, friend

Scammer

ready for the numbers?

Just bought it

Let me know when you are ready to copy these down

I don't trust you anymore you lied a lot

I'm not lying, I was just confused, I thought you could be the friend to meet up with me, but instead I know better now, and I'll just send the code, and be sad about it

Let me know when you're ready for the code

Ready?

Miranda?

Okay, the code:

X

9

9

7

R

T

3

4

V

6

6

8

D

G

0

5

Did you get it? Did it work?

Okay I'll try it

Is it apple

And how much is it

Yes100

Okay are you for real

Don't make fun with me again

Like you did before

Invalid code

You're lying again

Babe? I'm trying my best here

I bought the card. Unbelievable that it didn't work. I'm going to try it for myself, and if it works, I'll know you are messing with me

It worked. So now I know you were lying. Why?

X997RT34V668DG05

It's a lie boy

Fuck off you're a liar

Babe please

You got it wrong

It starts XX9 not X99

And the last digit is an S not a 5

And after the two 6s is a B not an 8

You lied again
That's a lie

Did you try it after you fixed YOUR mistakes? The last digit is an S remember

Check what you sent me

That's what you sent me before

I told you what YOU mixed up. Fix it. It works.

Okay after this time if it doesn't work

I will never talk to you again

Make sure it's XX9 and a S not 5 and B not 8

And 3 and 4 mixed up too

Can you resend it from start again

Just write it together

Did you enter it? Why are you paying games? Just take my money already

Baby it's bringing invalid

Stop playing around with me

Did u switch the 3 and 4

You always lie

Are you lying, or did u forget to switch 3 and 4?!?!

Okay I'll also try that too now

I show 4 instead of 3 right

Still invalid

You're lying

Fuck off liar

Did you switch the 4 to the 3

Yes I did

And the 3 to the 4

Both

I did that also

No you didn't

Everything you told me was a lie

It's okay to make mistakes

I swear

I was ashamed of myself

For selling myself to a liar like you

You worthless human being

Just enter it exactly as i said

I promise it works

I called amazon to check

They said valid

It's invalid here

You lied

Why can't you use a friend phone to snap it and send it to me

Call amazon customer service yrself

But you lied

I hate you

They said it's valid

You used me

I know you're a liar

And that's how you used woman

I know but I'll never talk to you again

Wait babe

I have an idea

Okay what's the idea

Listen, I'm gonna go to the store and

I'll buy a phone with video

Then I'll record myself buying a card

And I'll record the clerk confirming the numbers

I'll record myself taking that card into the bathroom

I'll read the numbers out loud to the camera for you

And I'll record myself masturbating, but slightly off-screen
To make sure it's tasteful

And I'll send the whole video to you

How did this sound

Okay that will be great

That's good

You can. Snap the card too and the receipt okay ?

That's nice

Thanks I like that

Okay. But promise me you'll watch the video of me with the janitor broomstick up my ass rubbing my prostate as i gently rub myself off-camera in the store bathroom?

I promise baby
I swear on my life

I've spent so much on apple gift cards for you that I'm a little short. Can you send me 10 dollars to cover the cost of the video camera phone?

I told you my acct was froze

I can't receive not sendv

To that's why I told you to get card

You said you had access to yr cousins acct though

Yes he dint leave a dime there

When was the last time you talked to him?

Been a while

I only text him when I want to receive money with his acct

You just said the other day he received so many transactions that he couldnt even tell which one was mine

Yes that's it that's why I want card this time around

Wait, so you were having all your johns sending money to him, but he took all your money?

No don't worry about that it's my personal issue

Just get the card you said

No, i don't want you getting taken advantage of again. Let's meet at yr cousins house and I'll force him to give you your money. We can also get my momey that i already gave him and give it to you

Don't worry I'll come to you and I will never go back to him again

It's my money though

I'm gonna call the police on him

He stole our money

Yeah I understand but let's be cool together

Just me and you

No, i want my money back. Either you help me get it from your cousin or you're liable too. Either help me or I'll assume you tricked me.

Okay I'll help you get back your money but after Yiu get the card I swear on my life

Ok

Give me his personal info

Name address phone

I'm filing police report on him

Okay I'll now

But lemme come to you first we need to talk about how to get Jim

His a criminal

Harden criminal

What is his address? We can go together. I'll bring my taser

Okay baby

He don't have a permanent place he lives but I know how to get him

Are you helping me or yourself

What is the current location? I'll look it up on the map

If i get my money back we all win, because I'll give it right back to you for a handy and passionate necking

What is his last name

He stole your money why are you shielding him?

Name and address pleasr?

I'm scared of him he's dangerous as snake

Okay if you want your money back I can try get it fir you back let's leave him

I am making a report

The police can battle him with guns

Don't do that

The rpt can either be on just him or him and you

Which will it be?

If you did don't talk to me again

Okay go on I'm blocking you now

I have your info.

You'll hear from police soon

Unless you give me his info

You called me and i have his casapp

Easy for the police to track

Give me his name

Okay I'll when you get the card I'll

I need to run away from him

I dont have money becayse it was stolen

That's it. I'm going to police and telling them everything

I don't want him to kill me like he did to our brother

Then give me his info or you're both going down

Okay try that

The last time I gave his info out he killed the person I gave it to

Okay, so if you want me dead give me the info. Otherwise I'm pushing charges on you too.

Last chance

Okay go on bye

Blocking you soon

Good luck dealing with police. See ya mommy

Okay

Liar

Mommy don't block me

Why won't I

Because you lied

I've been bad

Tie me up mommy

Im so bad

I don't really have time for your stupidity anymore

You always lied

You fool me

Im stupid and a liar

Make me suffer

Im so bad

You make me feel stupid

Im such a bad boy

I don't think I'll talk to you again

How old are you

Give me a spanking

But why did you lied st first

Smack my butt till its red and in pain

You never get the card and you lied you've gotten it

Make me feel like th naughty boy i am

How old are you tell me nor

I'm such a bad boy

Sorry mommy ...

Tell me your age

Do you have WhatsApp?

Im so sorry mommy

You have WhatsApp?

Can you spank me as punishment

Okay answer me first

Won't you answer now

Im a bad boy

You still lie again

Do you have WhatsApp?

I dont have apps, mommy says no apps for bad boys

Do you work?

I do chores for mommy when im bad

Tell me now or I won't talk to you again

Go to your mommy you stupid liar

I hate you

Im such a bad boy. Sorry mommy

You lied you tricked me

My pp is so hard mommy

Go fuck your mother fool

Foolish boy

You ARE my mommy

You know the only thing you can do now is to get a fucking card now

Can we get married

No never

And ever fool

I hate you

I love you mommy I'm sorry

No never

And ever fool

I hate you

I love you mommy I'm sorry

Don't sorry

Im a bad boy

Go out there and buy a card and snap it to me

I don't care if you're a bad boy

No cam mommy im a bad boy. Come over and spank me

That's all you can do to pls me

Else nothing

Does smackikg me please you?

I won't reply you again till you get the card

Bye for now till you get card

Chat me when you get it

Okay, I'll let you know,  talk to you soon mommy

Ok

Thank you mommy

Apple right

When are you getting it

Yes apple

You'll have to snap it and the receipt also

Thank you mommy

Going to get it now mommy

I don't want to hear anything else

Ok mommy

I'll chat you mommy

I love you mommy

Sorry mommy

Just tell me im a good boy

Please

Okay you're a good boy

I love you

How many minutes will it take you

To get it

Thank you mommy. I love you too. My pp is so hard for you right now mommy. 
20 min

Okay chat me when you're here with it

Make sure you show the receipt too

Ok

Go now baby

I love you

Yes mommy talk soon

Are you there

Still working on it. Rough day. Lost all my money at blackjack so i picked up a shift at the mines to earn some money to buy the phone to take the picture to buy the card to bang your brains out real good.

Please forgive me mommy

No I'm not till you get it

On my way to the store now, paycheck in hand

Are you for real

Or you're kidding me again 😭

I'm going to the store, i had a rough day yesterday

Are you going to snap the card and the receipt after getting it

I don't want to hear any excuses again

Yes

Mommy

Okay I love you baby

You're my number 1

How long will it take you to get the card

15 min?

Are you sure this time

Yes

Okay

I love 💕 you

Babe i am at store, they ran out of apple, but havr other cards

Is there steam?

Or Amazon card

Or razer gold

Huh?

Taco bell? Raising cane? Dominos?

Should i go to different store

Yes go to another store

I don't like those

You dont like taco bell? Jeez

Going to different store

Wheeling there in my wheelchair because im outta gas

Can you list the cards you dont want. Just in case?

Don't want to make another mistake for you

Steam or Amazon or apple or razer gold

Just the four

No can you list the ones you DON'T want

Just go for this any of the four

It's fine like that

I'm used to those four cards

I don't like others

You can also get eBay Xbox or Sephora

Those ones are cool

Please it would be helpful to know what NOT to get, you are so strict and mean and I don't want to be a bad boy mommy

Okay don't get those ones you mentioned

Just those ones I told you

I know you'll see those ones they're more common

Burger King?

Minecraft?

Roblox?

Facebook?

Schrutebucks?

Any of these yes or no

No

I don't want them

I want this

Steam or Amazon or apple or razer gold

just making sure

Not carls jr

Okay can you snap the one you see lemme see them

The last place had a LOT of carls jr

Setting up my phon cam to show you the wall of carls jr cards

Can you snap it lemme see

Ask for ebay

Or Sephora

Okay lemme see

Alright you gotta see these carl jr cards

Its wild

Heading back to get pic of them

Okay

Wait

Baby

Almost at previous store, couple minutes, wheeling as fast as i can

Okay, I'm back because you wanted to see the carls jr cards

How much in carls jr do you want

300?

Okay baby

Snap it

Lemme see

Before buying lemme see first

See the carls jr cards?

Snap it

Guy at counter said I'm not allowed to take pic before i buy

Okay buy then

How much,  300 dollars in Carls Jr. Gift cards?

Okay

Buy it

Ok one sec

?

He said I'm not allowed to buy that many carls jr gift cards. Said it was insane that anyone would. He said he feels like I'm being taken advantage of. That you weren't real. I Told him to fuck off and pinched him in the face. Told him you are real and we are in love and you were hungry for carls jr

Okay buy 100

Why his he controlling you

So you listen to him not me

Then if you like him than me then fuck him

Bye then

Go to him

I already punched him

He called 911

I gotta roll away real quick

I'll go to a different store to avoid him pressing charges

I know for a fact the security cam does not work at that store

Okay baby

Go fast

Wheeling as fast as ican

I'm here

Quik Stop on Central Ave, are you familiar?

Hii

Don't you see steam

Or the ones I told you

They only have taco bell wtf this is crazy

Look

 

 

 

 

Should I buy

Okay buy

How many? 25 dollar increments

Okay buy

As you can afford

200$

Are you getting it now

Getting now

You know soft shell tacos are up to like 2 bucks now, that's only 100 tacos. I'll get you 300 bucks worth

Okay go get it

Got it

At the taco bell now to confirm it's real

Okay send it lemme see

Ok one sec, gotta step outside

Here you go

Where's the card

In my hand, i was inside checking to make sure they worked but you said you wanted a pic of the building

Okay baby

Need another pic of the buildijg to prove i am here?

No need

Just the card

Okay, i was in the middle of checking with staff that the cards were real, now i have to start over

Okay

One min

They are saying they were already used

Wtf

I knew i shouldn't have bought those burritos

Fuck off you liar

One sec

Wait please, one of them works

Mommy

Mommy?

I have one that works

They said

I am here at taco bell and they said so

Want it?

Okay

Lemme see

Ok one sec

As requested here is the pic of the employees who said it works

Good?

Not sure why you asked for that pic but ok

You haven't send the card

I said the employees told me and you asked me for a pic of the employees

Fuck off liar 

Im not lying, just scroll up, thats what u said

Mommy? Did you scroll up and see?

Mommy? Still there?

Hate you

I have a card, do you want it?

Mommy?

Mommy are you there

Do u want the card

Mommy answer me I'll send the card right now, no games

Mommy?

Yes I want it now

A pic of the card right

Not a pic of the taco bell buikding

Okay

Scratch that card and snap it for me

I am sending a pic of the card

With the receipt of the card

I dont have receipt, the employee took it

Just card

That's a lie

I won't accept without receipt

Do you want the card or not

It's your money you used to buy it

Okay I want

Send it

Why would you want a pic of my money

Why did u ask that

Hello, mommy? Do you still want the card?

I was going to send it but you asked to see a pic of my money instead

Yes I want xard

Why did u ask for a pic of my momey then

When did I said that

You said "you used your own money" and then "send a pic of it"

Gtf

Fool

You're playing on me

Wait what

I keep trying to send card and you keep asking for other stuff?

Mommy?

Plz respond

I have the card

Mommy?

Mommy

Send it don't ask questions

You're crazy

You're tryna full me again lol 😂😂😂

Did you enter it

They said it works

Mommy

Mommy?

Mommy plz answer, did it work

Fuck off

You downloaded a pic and send it Tom me

Fool

Are u calling me a liar. I would never. Met up with me and I'll prove it

Mommy

Mommy?

What

Miss u

Who

You. I have a gift card for you

Amazon

Lemme see liar

I will enter the code

Ready?

Leave here fool

You dont want this card? 50$

It's a lie

Lemme see the receipt

Cam is broken again, my dog ate it

Shift fool

What? Mommy

Ready for the code?

Mommy?

I don't want to be fool again

Leave here

I promise it's real this time. Swear on my dead grandmother

I can never believe you anymore

You fooled me many times

What? That wasn't fooling. You weren't entering it right, and i was sold fake cards

This one is real it works

You lied alot

Go away with your card

I don't want it

What? I never lied once

I have a card now

Why dont you want thus card

Mommy?

Ready for the card?

Mommy!

Mommy!

Write down the code

Because it's a lie

Ready?

Ready for the code mommy?

Just say yes

I don't want

It's fake

You didnt even try the code yet. Why would you assuming it's fake

Mommy?

You there? Take this code

Ready?

Okay

Lemme have it

You still there?

I'm ready when you are

I'm ready now

X

Write it together

it together

Yes

Okay

Srhicb479;'hirchiij

Write like that

Okay

X

1

4

5

B

7

l

0

T

R

3

1

I'm not done

69

O

0

Is that all?

I think

You think

I'm not pressing it

It's a fake

No that's it

Dey play werey

I can never trust you

Did you try it?

It works

I checked with amazon

That's what you said everytime and it won't work

I won't waste my time again

This is so interesting: you said "dey play," which is a Nigerian phrase

Where did that come from?

How did you know that it's Nigerian phrase

Pretty simple google search

I watched a lot of Nigerian comedy'

So I heard it there

Whats your favorite Nigerian comedy?

I watched alot

And I do listen to Ningeria song

Whats the best one so i can check it out

Burna boy sand dey play

You know blaqbonez

No, what TV show. I know burna boy

Ohh okay

Not familiar with blaqbonez

Wow that's my favorite in Nigeria

Yeah but what show

I watch it on my phone

Just recommend a show and tell me how I watch it in Pittsburgh

Why is that necessary

Why am I even talking to a liar

Lemme block you now

You are a white woman in Pittsburgh who used the phrase dey play, and said that was because you watch Nigerian TV, so tell me a show

If you stress me again I'll block you I swear

Just leave here

It's just interesting

I actually organize a music club

We covered burna boy already

Don't chat me again

Maybe we should cover blaqbonez next

Pls

Favorite album?

I beg you now

Leave here

What is your favorite Blaqbonez album?

I love all his album

Emeka must shine, young preacher , sex over love

And all

Nice. Sex over love sounds like a good one, considering the conversation we've had so far
Though maybe we'll do the most recent one, or the highest rated one on RYM, we'll see

Well, what do you say, one more attempt at exchanging Taco Bell currency? I have a gift card

Mommy?

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ALBUM DETAILS

GENRE: Pop rap, Afrobeats

RELEASED: April 30, 2021

LENGTH: 40:00

TRACKLIST:

1. Novacane
2. Heartbreaker (ft. Nasty C)
3. Bling (ft. Amaarae and Buju)
4. Never Been in Love
5. Don't Touch
6. TGF Pussy
7. Okwaraji
8. Fendi (ft. Joeboy)
9. BBC Remix (ft. Tiwa Savage)
10. Faaji (ft. Bad Boy Timz and 1Da Banton)
11. Zombie (ft. Laycon, Psycho YP and A-Q)
12. Best Friend (ft. Superboy Cheque)
13. Cynic Route
14. Haba

LYRICS: Genius.com

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ARTIST DETAILS

PRONOUNS: he/him/his

ABOUT: Emeka Akumefule was born on January 29, 1996, in Imo, Nigeria. He is professionally known as Blaqbonez. He discovered he could rap at age thirteen, and started participating in underground rap battles. He won Terry tha Rapman's Zombie Competition in 2012 at the age of sixteen, beating 3000 rappers in the challenge. In 2019, he claimed he was the "best rapper in Africa." That same year, NYT claimed he was one of "the new guards of Nigerian music." Wikipedia claims that "his unorthodox approach and humorous personality has resonated with the younger generation." If you keep reading the Wikipedia page, it is pretty clear that Blaqbonez himself is updating this thing. Maybe Blaqbonez is Miranda Pitts.

DISCOGRAPHY: Sex over Love is the first of three albums so far. That was 2021; he released Young Preacher in 2022, and Emeka Must Shine in 2023. There are also three EPs and numerous singles.

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ADDITIONAL INFO

READING SOME SHIT: interview with The Native in 2019

WATCHING SOME SHIT: online premiere of the title track

PREVIOUSLY ON RECORD CLUB: The most immediate connection is Burna Boy, who is definitely not Miranda Pitts. Wikipedia states that Burna Boy has "cosigned" Blaqbonez (as has Wizkid, who was on a Beyoncé song at one point). 

There have been no previous Record Club albums with the word "Sex" in the title, so I'm glad we finally got there. There have been seven previous albums with the word "Love" in the title: Cuz I Love You, How Sad, How Lovely, Tell Me You Love Me, Deadpan Love, With Love and Squalor, Come Around and Love Me, and Love Ire & Song, plus three previous artists, including Spanish Love Songs, Lydia Loveless, and In Love with a Ghost.

🚨🚨🚨 69 ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 — The song "Never Been in Love" contains a 69 reference, which means that Blaqbonez is following the lead of his hero and mentor, Hillary Duff, who dropped numerous 69 references in her immortal song "The Math."

OUTTAKES FROM OTHER CONVERSATIONS THAT DID NOT LEAD TO A SCAMMER ACCIDENTALLY SUGGESTING A RECORD CLUB ALBUM:

Nora Madison

That's not apple card and you are typing numbers offhand

Get lost

Excuse me? I have the card right here

Take a picture of it 

I'm not a fool

I dont have a cam. Meet me in person and ill show u the card

You're crazy

Get lost

It makes sense tho right? Meet up and get your card. Much easier

Goodbye

Mommy no

Please. I have amazon too

That's a lie

Can u plz try it

I want to meet u

Please

Mommy

Please

 

If you want to send the code let me give you examples how to write it

Ok do it

XTILKUNLT

9 digits?

this is the way you will type it

The first 9 or last 9?

I gave you examples

Ok, so a nine digit card code, got it

I said that's the way you will write the card code you want to send

How many digits on amazon card. I see a different number of digits

Let me see

Ready?

Get me Apple gift card $500

Okay, no problem at all. I'm flush. One minute.

Got it. Can i send the code?

Don’t send me wrong code like you did last time

Okay but i still don't have a cam so i still have to enter it manually

Ready?

I told you don't send me wrong code

This one is easy though, you can't screw it up like you did last time

Ready?

Ok

The code is

0

What

The code is 0

Did you enter it?

Enter what

The code

You're not serious

What? I'm giving you the code on the card

How are you messing it up? Let me know so i can help

 

How will tell me 0 is the only code of Apple Card

He said it was the first 500 dollar card they ever sold so it was just gonna say 0

The next one they sell will say 1

And so on

I don't believe that

Did you enter it?

I don't

You dont want your 500?

Don't worry

Hello? Why did i even buy this if your not going to enter it

Can you please just enter the code so we can meet up and make love

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Bella Saint

Can we talk?

Yeah sure
Where you from tho

Brooklyn, and you?

You live at Brooklyn?
Same here hun

NICE
We can totally meet up

Yeah sure that’s what I do
I charge tho
Wanna know how much?

I charge too. How are we going to figure that out? Just call it even?

Tf you saying
Are you stupid or high

What? Why?

Tf you saying you charge too
Are you a fucking clown?

I charge for meet ups. What? Why can't I charge but you can?
Hello?
Are you still there Bella?

Yes
You wanna meet or not?

Absolutely, I just think we should get the payment thing under control. I don't know what I'm gonna tell my pimp if I don't get paid.
I understand you are in the same position
So I was hoping we could just call it even

Are you a fool?
Gosh I’m blocking you

I don't know why you are being mean

Tf you mean
Are you paying for us to meet?
Or not
Simple
Yes or no
Don’t be a fucking Moron

You're being mean to me, I'm hard up on cash, you think I want to be charging beautiful women? I have to so that I can eat.
I'm just saying have empathy, since you are in the same position, that's all.

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Rebecca Drey

Ok sweetie I got an idea

What?

Is the store far from you?

Farther than your house pribably

Ok and you stay alone

You too right?

Yeah but not now

Do you have any money on you?

Wait are you alone or not

I'm not currently

Who is with you

Family

When did they get there?

Wednesday 

I told you I was with family yesterday

So when i asked you 5 min ago to get someone to take a pic of your phone and you said you couldn't bc you were alone, you lied?

No I told you I was doing it on my phone

I asked you to have someone take a pic and you said you were alone

You lied?

Yeah my room they are elderly people

Why would I lie

You said you were alone and you are not. Or worse, you don't consider elderly people to be human.

Yeah I don't want to stress them 

When I can take a screenshot of it on my phone

So you admit you lied

I was in my room alone

You think they would be stressed taking a simple picture but you DON'T think they were stressed during a whole BBQ party?

Ok you just want me to admit I lied?

Yes, bc you keep accusing me of lying and yet here you are caught in the act

Ok I lied 

You happy now

Yes, thank you for that. I feel less alone in the world.

What else have you lied about

Nothing 

So you are on a wheelchair and you didn't tell me 🥺

I told you. If you had asked i wouldnt have lied. What are you, ablist?

You told me yesterday

Can we meet up please and stop this bickering?

Sweetie how about we leave it Sunday

I want my family to leave first

Where are they going?

Back to their homes

We lost a grandma

I'm sorry to hear that

It's okay

That's nice of you to host

Do you live alone when they aren't there?

Yeah I do

But wait, if they are only there a couple days, and you're in mourning, why are you chatting with strangers on Fb?

I just wanted to get my head off it

She is gone and we can't do anything

Just hope she is in a better place

I'm sure she is

Would having sex get your mind off it?

Yeah

Sweetie 

I wanna ask something

Whats up

Do you have a bank card

I do, why? Were funeral costs expensive?

Ok just download cashapp then you link the card

It’s simple

You should have said so

Instead of letting you go far to get a giftcard

My phone doesnt have app capability

It's a nextel

Why don't you get a new phone

Hold on let me look it up

Woah that’s the kind of phone you use?

Hunny I think you need to get a new phone

I dont have money, spent it all on apple cards for you

I don't have money left

So how much giftcard do you have now with you

Can you send me 10 dollor to cover the cost

I swear I'm out of funds right now

Me too. I sent so much on these apple gift cards that are useless now because you dont want them

And you dont want to get in person

Wait how much do you have in person

How much giftcard is there with you

I bought you total of 400 in gift cards that you keep telling me are "invalid"

And you keep calling me a liar

Which hurts

Baby let's calm down

I’m sorry

Pick up the cards now

They are with you right now right?

Yes

Ok look at one of it

Then call out the cards codes

Let’s do it one after the other

Okay, ready for the first one?

Yeah

0

Which card number did you send yesterday that starts with an X

I traded that in and put them all on one card. They were valid. The guy said it made more sense to have one card than multiple

Ok look for that kind of code on the card you have now

The only code on here is 0

I've told you this

I think the guy lied to you

So playing games

I know you are in mourning but please respect me

Im serious hunny

Please trust me

Enter the code.

I have gotten lots of giftcard and no giftcard code is "0"

In serious

This is worth stressing yr family members over, have them take a pic so i can fix this

Trust me the guy lied to you

Please, can you just meet me and see for yourself? I'll drive you to the store. We can ask together.

I got no gas and I can't cone out till Sunday

Saying you need to visit the grave, as you are in mourning. Yr family will understand

We went there this morning

What graveyard? Give me the name and address

I'll see how far away it is

Don't worry

What graveyard is it?

Don't worry

What graveyard? We can meet there

Don't worry

Please. I want to pay my respects.

Can you send me the obituary?

When I come I will take you there 

Promise

What newspaper was the obit in?

Last we left off I was asking for your gmom's obit info so i could pay my respects

Which newspaper?

I said never mind

Never mind

Nevermind what? That your gmom died???

It's okay

How do you use a Nextel phone and you type fast

Im on my computer

Please send the obit link. It's actually a good way for me to know you were telling lies again

I won't

Things doesn't  add up

Youre right they dont add up

Did your gmom actually die, yes or no

Yeah she did

Send me the obituary link

No

Why? Are you lying

It is a QR code

And you can’t scan it

An obituary is a public announcement in a newspaper and online. They publish it when someone dies. Where is your gmom's?

So you want the whole world to know that I lost a grandma

Typically, yes, that's how obituaries work, they are a public announcement, to give everyone an opportunity to grieve. This is how things are done.

That's not how my family does it

I'm not American

I am from Dominican Republic

You live in Pittsburgh

Where was the funeral then? There must have been a funeral.

Yeah we did it already

I know, but what funeral home, to prove that you arent lying

We didn't do it here

Where did you do it

We just came back from Dominican Republic that's why they are at my place

When was it?

Monday

So you had a funeral in dominican republic on monday... then your entire family flew to pittsburgh to stay in your house... for a week... even though you live in a house that is small enough to afford on a prostitutes salary... and you cannot name a place nor did you announce it anywhere... but everyone knew about the funeral in DR... and everyone was okay to fly to Pittsburgh for some reason???

Yes?

Why is everyone in pittsburgh if the funeral was in DR?

They just 6 plus me 7

If you can't tell me the name of a DR funeral home, I'll consider you a liar forever

I have 400 in amazon cards that youll never get

Ok then consider me

Ok

Caught in the act of lying red handed.

Can't believe i finally got you

Ok

Is your name even Rebecca

Please don't get me angry

You lied to me about your gmom dying. Lowest of the low

She did

Then prove it. You want me to jump through hoops for a fucking gift card and you can't even do one thing to prove you arent deceiving me

Incredible

I am not deceiving you

You can believe what you want

Why would i want to believe you are lying about your gmom dying? But you leave me no choice. This is your fault

Ok if you say so

No YOU say so. Digging your hole. I'm so upset by this

Ok

Have you been lying the ENTIRE time

Do you even live in pittsburgh

No for crying out loud

You were lying about that too?!?!

Send me a real picture of you. Are you even a girl?

Mommy?

Are you even my mommy anymore?

Don't get me pissed off please

With the name of the LORD

don't get me angry

Tell me the truth for once

Who are you

If you don't believe me 

I won't force you to believe me

I know you were lying though and you admitted it. Save your soul from hell and tell me the truth for once. Who are you

Tell the truth!!!!!!!!

Mommy!!!!!!!!

I am rebecca drey

I will block you if you get me angry

Prove it. Send a picture holding my name written on a piece of paper

I will send you 1000 in apple if you can do that

Make it 2000

I'm willing to risk my entire life savings because i know you can't do it

You cant, see?

If you do that 

I will

Do it first and I will

Take your money and buy yourself a good phone then you do it

If you do it I will

You can't because you are a liar, making excuses

I cant blieve it

Incredible

Ok

Just trying to steal my money apparently?

Ok

Were you ever even going to meet up? No. You dont even live in pttsburgh

Wow

You're not even real, are you?

Ok

You're not? You admit it???

Admit it you coward

Admit it

Admit it

Mommy?

Mommy

Are you there

Answer me coward

Answer me you fake

Liar

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Evan Kate Billionaire

👋

Good morning! Let's cut right to the chase. You're watching your sister's kids, so you need a steam card and receipt so that they can be distracted while we hook up.

Where are you from??

This is interesting because wherever i say, you'll say the same. So let's try: Walla Walla Washington. I can believe you're from there too!

Actually am from Brooklyn New York but some of my workers live in Washington
What do you do for living??

Nice, we can meet up. I'm a garbage collector. I stink all the time

Okay
Actually I'm the owner of my fathers companies furniture and refinery I inherited it from him before he passed away my furniture and refinery company I'm managing since my father is died

I'm sorry for your fake loss. How can I help you? Maybe pay you now and with your fake fortunes you'll pay me back with interest?

What's the fuck are you talking about

Sorry, wrong chat. How can i help you

Am not here for your help
It’ll be my pleasure if you stay cool and calm a with me,due to I’m here for a reasonable purpose which a lot of people have benefited from it and I’ll be so happy if you can ask me my purpose on here.

What is your purpose on here, i am genuinely curious

I'm on Instagram and Facebook to help people financially especially disabled and  the less privileged people, the poor and person living good life with millionaire of  money
Although you might be doing good on own but I realized this is really a great opportunity for everyone to overcome the challenges they're facing in life because some people lost their job due to the shit so I'm empower people with th is kindness of mine.

Count me in. I'm interested. Tell me more.
Please empower me, I'd love that

What do you mean by tell me more
Am not here for game, are you interested or not

I am interested

Okay
So a lot of people have benefited from this offer which I also believe for me talking to you, it this is also your turn of becoming a millionaire as well, if you don’t distract

Great, okay

For me not to waste your time,here are some proves for you to be sure a lot have benefited from this offer.The sum of $2.5million dollars has been given out to a lot of people as you can see
[video]
prove of a man that received the money, now he has started a new life and he has paid all his bills so he’s at the level of millionaires now.

Yes, of course, looks legit
He looks like Sam Elliott

Yeah
Actually they all received the money with their vanilla Mastercard ,I gained this charity act from my father which I also realized it's surely the best way to decrease the rate of poverty in the world.
So can I ask you a question? I mean a very reasonable that will show how seriously you really need help ?

Yes, absolutely

So kindly tell me your plans in full if you're chance to receive the sum of $2.5million from me just like others,I need to know your ambitions so that I can forward it to the bank manager to be sure you are really in need of it.

Of course. First, pay off debts. Next, buy a house. Then, make sure my elderly parents are set for life at the retirement home. Then, open a Roth IRA and also buy CDs. Finally... strip club

Wow 🤩 It's really nice to hear, Actually this is my bank account for you to be sure I'm not here any impurities forms

Great
How do we get started

So let me know your mind now if you're interested for me to help you,because I don't like trying to help people and realized they don't appreciate it,mind don't forget I said it earlier that you should trust me

I trust you. I want you to help me.

Okay
So I can start the payment for you now okay,Just send me your full name and gmail address with your phone number so that I send it to the bank manager for approval. Please while sending your name don't made any mistake,so that they bank don’t approve the wrong person to get paid ok.

James Smythe
showerfartsmeller6969@gmail.com
901-566-4522

Okay
Hold

Did it work
Do i have my millions

I have forwarded your name to the bank,so I'm waiting for their response,hopefully you join the lucky ones to get paid,please make sure you spend the money wisely

Did the bank say anything about my email address name?

Nope 👎
I've not hear anything from the bank I just have to wait for there response
let me talk to them at the bank just stay online I'm coming back to you now,congratulations in advance 🥰

I was anxious that they might think that showerfartsmeller6969@gmail.com might sound like a scam, but i swear that's my email

Ok

I do love smelling it though. That's the other thing. My email address spells out the truth
I don't lie, ever.
Not even when I'm making email accounts.
Did it work? Do i have the money now? Can i start living the life I've always dreamed?

Congratulations, your name has been approved, You're close to be among the lucky ones to receive the sum of $2.5 million dollars now

Amazing! Thank you! What do I do next?

I just got a message from the bank manager now,which shows you’re qualified to receive the sum of $2.5million to a vanilla Card  now.
So you’ve to get a vanilla card right away so you can receive your money as promised and starting a new life of your own

This is amazing. Life altering

Bank said you’ll purchase the card with just $200 and activate it  so that the card should be able to receive the money instantly. So you are going to use the vanilla card as ATM

Okay, understood. Which bank do I go to

You don’t have to go to any bank, once you get the vanilla Mastercard at store or Walmart, I’ll help you add the 2.5 million to it so you’ll take the card to ATM machine to withdraw the money immediately

Who am I paying the 200 dollars to?

Nobody babe

Great!
Tell me what to do next

You'll purchased the vanilla Mastercard $200 and you’ll activate it so once you do that I'll help you add the 2.5 million to it the you'll use the card as ATM so your balance on the card we be 2.5 million and the $200 you use to get the card

Sorry. What is the 200 for again? Can't I just give you my routing number?

You know there're some people that don't have bank accounts so that why am approving my offer through vanilla card

Okay that's fine.

You've anything to worry about okay

I'll get the card. Will you still be here in 20 minutes?

Yeah I'll

Brb

Go and get it right and let me know when you’re at store?

I'm at the store!

Okay

Have you get it

I'm waiting in line
Some other morons are in front of me

Okay

drooling psychopaths getting Taco Bell gift cards
Two away

Okay

one away now
Okay here I go
It looks like they only have Taco Bell gift cards
Let me ask

Okay

WTF
He said that because this is a Taco Bell, they only have Taco Bell gift cards
Should I get one?
200 right?

Yes

Okay $200 in Taco Bell gift card, one sec

Okay

Wait, but does this mean you are putting $2.5 million onto my Taco Bell gift card?

Yeah of cause

So I'll only have Taco Bell money. That doesn't seem like the life I've always dreamed of
Evan Kate Billionaire, are you there? Is this really how my life is going to go? A Taco Bell millionaire?

Yeah babe

That's a lot of chalupas

So have you get it

Okay I have the $200 Taco Bell gift card, now what?

Okay
Take a picture of it and send it now so I can add the 2.5 million to it immediately

Okay, I'm on tacobell.com, and it says you can just buy an e-card instead.
If this is how we are doing it.
Not sure why I needed the $200 gift card first.
You can even send it to me when you buy it.
Not that hard.
Are you still there? Did it work? I'll check my email.

Babe go to another store or you ask for a vanilla Mastercard there

Hold up, I just wasted $200 on a Taco Bell gift card because you told me to. Can you pay me back for it?

Have you get the $200 gift card now

I just gave it away because I told you you don't need it, you can just buy me an e-card

No babe

Are you trying to give me money or not

You’ve to get the vanilla card so I can help you add the 2.5 million

You have 2.5 million to give me? Right now?

Babe that's the card as you can how you gonna withdraw your money

You have the money though, right? You're not lying to me?

Yes

And you told me that you were going to give me that 2.5 million in Taco Bell money, right?

So once you get the vanilla card am going to add the 2.5 million to it and you’ll take the card to ATM machine to withdraw it immediately

This is what you said, get Taco Bell, those were your words.

No babe, I think you said you’re going to get the card at Taco Bell
That’s what I think babe

There's the proof in blue and white, you said you were giving me 2.5 million in Taco Bell. Were you mistaken?

Yeah

You just made me waste my last $200 on Taco Bell though

Oh sorry
Can you try to collect the money back

Can you go on TacoBell website and get me an e-card for 200 at least

No babe
I can't do that

Why? You have 2.5 million. 200 is nothing

Just try to get the vanilla Mastercard so I can help you add the 2.5 million to it immediately

You said right at the beginning you were trying to help people who were down on their luck. I am one of those people. I can't keep buying $200 gift cards. Please just send the money you promised.

Yes babe
That’s what am trying to do for you right now

Okay, go to Taco Bell's website

Once you get the vanilla Mastercard am going to help you add the 2.5 million it
You just need a card to put it on,basically
You know what, I’ll increase the 2.5 million to 3 million dollars
Once you get the vanilla card I’ll help you add the 3 million to it

If I get a card for $100, will that work?

Yes

So the amount doesn't matter.

It matters babe but I’ll know what I can do with it

But 100 is okay

Yeah babe

So it doesn't matter if it's 200 or 100, it just matters that I have a card with money on it

No babe
100 up ward

What about 99

No babe

Please explain to me the difference between $99 and $100 and why that affects things

Babe the card must activate at least 100 up ward

I understand that is what you're saying, but I don't understand why, and I'm asking you to explain why.

Because the 3 million cannot add without the 100 up ward inside the card

According to who? Your bank?

Babe are you going to get the card now so I can help you add the money to it immediately

If I'm going to trust you I need you to be honest and upfront with me. Who told you that it needs to be 100 or up?

Yes babe
That’s how it works

I am asking you who told you that is how it works. According to who?

According to my business

The business that you own?

Yeah

So you make the rules

Yes

You are in charge, you make the rules. So explain to me why it can't be $99 on the card.

Babe as you can he hold the vanilla can that he use to receive the money

So you need a card to put the money on, the amount on there already doesn't really matter, is what you're saying

No babe

Because I don't want to spend my last $99 on a vanilla mastercard and you say that's not enough

The card must activated at least $100 bucks
Do you understand??

Please, please say you will accept a card with $99
It's all I have

Huh 🤔
Okay then

Okay, great. You are in charge, and you changed the rules.
Is that what happened?

Yes is because of you

Great. It was easy, right?
You are giving me way more money than is going to be on the card, so $1 didn't really matter
Right?

What’s the fuck are you talking about
Are you trying to play game with me

No, no, sorry babe
I'm just trying to explain

If you're not interested just let me know okay

You said there was a difference between 99 and 100, and then you proved there actually wasn't. That you'd accept below 100. Right?
You'd accept 99
Because what matters is that there is a card, not how much is on it. You're not going to see the money anyway. In fact, you're going to give me waaay more money. And you make the rules. So the amount doesn't matter. Just that there is a card.
Right?
Unless.... are you saying that you are going to take the money from me first? Is that how it works?

No babe

Okay, you're not taking the money.
That's established

Yeah

So all you need is a card that is activated.
That you will then put money on

The money cannot be added without the $100 on it

Says who?
I have been dealing with Vanilla Mastercards for a long time, babe. I know how they work. And I'm telling you, you can add money to a card at any time, with any amount on it already.
Please tell me who is giving you the impression that there needs to be 100 on there. Or explain to me why there does. I can activate it with any amount of money

Am so frustrated about this

Me too!
I wanted $2.5 million
Shouldn't be this hard

If you're still interested just let me know

I am interested.
But I  want to trust you
I need to know you're going to put money on my card, and that you won't touch the money that is on this activated card, no matter how much

Yes babe
I won't take the money from it

Okay, I have an activated card.

Okay

You are not going to take the money from it, right?

Yeah

Okay. It's activated. That's understood, right?

Yeah

I have confirmed from Vanilla Master HR that you can put money on this card, because it is activated. Does that make sense?

Yeah

Okay, so there are no issues, right? I have an activated card. You can put money on it. We're good to go, right?

How much do you use to activate it??

I thought we were good? I have an activated card that you can put money on. That's why we're here, right? For you to put money on it? And you said you weren't going to touch the money on there? So why does it matter?
I can give you the card info I just want to make sure we're on the same page

Okay

I need you to confirm with me that you understand that this is an active card, onto which you can easily put money. And I need you to confirm that you understand that, and that you promise you will not take the money on the card once I give you the info. Do you understand?

Yes babe
I promise

Great.
Here is a card with $1 on it
Ready to take the code?

Just take a picture of it and send it to me

And I just want to point out that you lied to me earlier. That you said it had to be $100. But here you are, taking a card that has $1 on it.
Is that understood?

No babe
I don’t lie to you babe

Yes. You said it needed to be 100 or up. And now here you are using a $1 card.
It's okay.
Maybe it was a mistake.
Or maybe you've grown as a person
In any case, I have one more question before I send over the info and get my millions

Okay

What is your favorite album of all time?
Babe?
Hello?

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RC CLASSIC ALBUM OF THE WEEK

Every week from now on, we're giving a quick re-listen to the RC album we covered five years ago exactly. Check out the quick reevaluation every Friday morning, before the regular reviews. Reevaluation, reflection, something like that.

WEEK 43: November 24-30, 2019

The Highwomen by the Highwomen

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Happy listening, RC family!
Have a great week!