Metamorphosis is an important album. It's perfect as is. Every girl between eight and thirteen needs an album like this. It highlights the importance of coming-of-age media. Tweens need an age-appropriate artist. Thank you, Disney, for just churning them out like new editions of the iPhone. This album is proof that we don't need AI. We just need a writing team from Disney to slant rhyme "metamorphosis" with "whatever this is."
The number one song is "The Math," a catchy rock-infused nostalgic banger ready to embed itself into your brain. The genius to use a reference to star 69 is incredible. The word play of "If you can't do the math, then get out of the equation" is a fucking solid burn. Other standouts like "So Yesterday" and "Come Clean" were songs that charted on the radio. "Come Clean" was even the theme song for Laguna Beach, famed MTV reality show about rich kids from Orange County. Overall, good clean fun. Multiple times this week I caught myself hoping that Joe's and Nate's kids were enjoying this album.
4 out of 5 Big Brens
3 comments:
My older one wanted to listen to Hot To Go, my middle one wanted Too Sweet. This generation had no respect for the classics.
Sophie was asking why I was laughing at the number 69 so I was forced to finally give the birds and the bees talk to her.
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