Friday, October 2, 2026

Discussion — Week 400: Norman Fucking Rockwell! by Lana Del Rey


This reminds me, I meant to look up who that fucking guy is on the cover of this album (and on the rear artwork too, I see now). Apparently his name is Duke Nicholson, and apparently he is Jack Nicholson's grandson, and apparently he is a close friend of Lana Del Rey's family. I don't know if this information would have been helpful in discerning the music on this album (I'm writing this in advance, so who knows, maybe someone did mention it in their review). Probably not. I can't even think of a good Jack Nicholson connection through Record Club. And we have 400 weeks to pull from at this point!

So let's ignore the album cover and let's instead talk about this album's music, its artist, the context of Record Club in which we examine the art, and life itself. Anything interesting to share? Let's chat about it in the comments. Maybe you're singing 60 seconds of a Lana Del Rey song this weekend at a birthday party? Now's the time. TGIF.

Norman Fucking Rockwell!, Sunny


I'm eager to see a range of reviews on pukeonyourbirthday for vaunted artist LDR. I first heard Born to Die, maybe?, over fifteen years ago. But it was the mega-hit for which I went through phases of like, dislike, and ultimately handing it to her for being able to totally encapsulate her shtick in one single track. Then there's this album, right from the get with the title and art and opener, that doubles down into this melancholic societal and self-reflection. Curious we had the Richard Prince album art just a few weeks ago. So much to say about artists saying something about artists saying something about America.

And as such, all the music's just fine, the singles have some catch and the ballads have some depth. But and yet, the song I most takeaway is the Sublime cover (and there's that summertime again), which feels off somehow. I recognize all the craft and commercial and critical success. But the slowness (in a couple ways) of this album, times the length, times the emotional vibration makes it not really stick with me after a RC week. Alas! We all fall into our own type of summertime sadness. I can appreciate something is thematically appropriate, even if I don't like it all that much.

Norman Fucking Rockwell!, Joe


We construct our own realities. The hope is that these realities are built upon truth, verifiable facts, but that's not always the case. Sometimes, our reality is built upon opinions, which are subjective, and are, in turn, supported by things that aren't necessarily true. The problem occurs when someone then decides to test that reality by presenting you with facts that don't jibe with the foundation of that reality. You might react poorly, curse that person out, ignore them, cry because you don't want to acknowledge that you have built yourself a false reality. A person who is testing the reality you've constructed could be viewed as a threat. It's fight or flight. Someone shakes at the pillars that hold your reality up, and you're either tunnelling deeper into that reality, or lashing out. In other words, it's really fucking hard to consider what's true, like what's actually true, when we all live in our own realities, and when it's so easy to construct those realities from anything, even shit that's verifiably false.

I say all this because I want to make it clear that I am not an exception. I have constructed my own reality, and it, like anyone else's reality, is built on shaky ground. However, I like to view this space—Record Club album reviews—as an opportunity to examine the constructs of these realities, to safely test the foundations, to see if they hold. This is not the space for being a little pissant crybaby and whining and moaning when the truth of the art that is the album presents a crack in the foundation of your reality. Admitting flaws in your personally constructed reality takes courage, and I like to think that the album review is a helpful way of doing that, of being brave. But I also want to lay all this out now, because I don't want you to think that anything negative I have to say about Lana Del Rey is due to, ya know, hiding my eyes from the truth or anything like that. I've never liked this artist's craft, but I'm giving it a fair shot this week, as opposed to, like, burrowing even deeper into my own reality and talking mad shit as some sort of defense mechanism. What I say here—the negatives, and yes, maybe even some positives—is borne of the truth, in the real world, outside of my own constructed reality, and then used as mortar to strengthen the pillars.

In my reality, the one I started building when I heard those opening chords of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band in the early aughts and continued to build through these last 400 arduous weeks of a music club, I have erected a pillar that has become load-bearing over time, and that pillar states that music should be hook-centric to be considered "exciting," with great emphasis on either speed or jauntiness or both. In my reality as I know it now, Lana Del Rey is considered, well, pretty fucking boring. No hooks, all slow piano dirges, the occasional orchestral flourish that buttresses the dirges, as opposed to improving them or cancelling them out. I have not ignored Del Rey's music; I have long been aware of what it sounds like. For the most part, I have opened my ears and found that, at least in my own reality, it is, certifiably, fucking booooooooring.

Were I to crack or injure the pillar that holds all this weight in this reality, I might chip away at it by saying that, well, maybe the music isn't the point here. Could we, if we were to rearrange this reality that I reside in, say that this is more designed to work like poetry, which doesn't traditionally even require music at all, but simply pretty or poignant or impactful words arranged in a meaningful way? Let us question our reality by saying that Lana Del Rey is a poet. Let us examine this book of poetry.

I know some bad lyricists. Rivers Cuomo and Taylor Swift both exist in this reality that I've constructed. So I'm telling you now that I think that a lot of what Lana Del Rey expresses is (comparatively) intriguing, and well-put, and enjoyable. All I want, in music but also in movies and TV and really any art that I engage with in this world, is for something to feel new. It's new if it doesn't feel like a trope or cliché. It's interesting if it's new. I think that a lot of the songs here are interesting. Perhaps, were I in fight or flight when considering my reality and Del Rey's place in it, I might find easy ways to dismiss, say the lyrics are bad, but they aren't. Not really. I am drawn to them.

But—and here's the but, as you knew it would be, but it's a soft but—I get the nagging sense sometimes, even when considering the truth as it exists and not as I choose to construct it, that these lyrics are not for me. And that it is because of me that I find that they lack depth. I'm not saying they aren't interesting, because they are. I'm saying that I find them interesting in the way they seem to be from another planet, and how confused I am about the ways other people connect to them, and I seem to be locked out. That's interesting. I like it because it's interesting. Because it's new to me. But I can't say with any sort of truth that I find them good.

These lyrics feel like a spin on the classic "I'm fourteen and this is deep." Stuff that people of a certain mindset and within a certain context would find enlightening, but which seems kinda silly to everyone else. Let's call it "I'm 29 and this is #deep." I am not a 20-something female and I'm not hyperactively on social media. I also don't buy into the thematic resonance of Found Drama in this brand of pop music, in which very boilerplate conflicts (both outer and inner) of adolescence and young adulthood are passed off as extraordinary. The album opens with the line "Goddamn, man-child / You fucked me so good that I almost said 'I love you.'" There are maybe two layers to that line, and neither layer applies to me, or exists in a language I can relate to or even comprehend. The act of "relating" is NOT what makes "good music," of course (despite what idiots may have claimed otherwise, over the years). But because of it, I am on the outside looking in. Intrigued, sure, but more in an anthropological way.

One way that you might be able to sneak this all by your discerning late-30-something straight male music critic is to say something along the lines of "well, she's just playing a character," which is definitely something I've considered in the past, and might still believe sometimes. Because if "Lana Del Rey" didn't exist, but was just an exaggerated character played by normal grounded human being Lizzy Grant, then you might be able to make excuses for the drawn-out characterization of a drunk 1920s socialite mumbling at a speakeasy as a CONSTRUCT, as opposed to a 2020s modern woman who is just acting weird and boring.

You see why it's easier to consider it a construct, a character, though, right? Because if that's the case, then she's doing the same thing I and everyone else does: she's creating her own reality. Because she's an artist, that means welcoming us into it as well, and as music critics and human beings, we can enter or not, that's up to us. Like maybe it has to do with whether our respective realities align. And maybe I'm choosing not to enter hers because it doesn't match up with the reality that I've built (i.e. the reality that music should be more exciting than this and should include lyrics that don't sound like the most annoying smart hot girl on your Instagram feed).

What is the most fascinating, I'd argue, is the way that we as a society have evolved over the past seven years or so. "The culture is lit, and if this is it‚ I had a ball" might be the most famous line from this album, and definitely the most telling. The assumption, at the time, was that something was ending, and maybe it was, but I think Norman Fucking Rockwell! was more of a precursor to what was coming, a beginning rather than an ending. We (generally, not necessarily me, but who's to say) have moved more toward Lana Del Rey's way of doing things. She presents herself as a character and a construct on this album, and in the time since, we have built that idea up as the way to do things. We're all constructs now. We're all characters. We're all building our own reality out of scotch tape and bullshit. This is the way we operate now.

I mean, look at this review itself, this attempt at sounding all erudite about music, all hoity-toity and such. Is this the truth, or something that I'm constructing right in front of your goddamn eyes? Does what I'm saying now fit into your own reality? Or does it conflict with how you see the world? Can any of us step outside of our own little fiefdoms of reality and find the real, true world that unites us? Or is that all fractured? And did Lana Del Rey help fracture it?

Of course not. Lana Del Rey isn't the mastermind. She's just a player in the game, same as we are. All we can do is do our best to break down our own pillars and find the courage to seek what is real and true from the resulting rubble.

And in the meantime, maybe listen to some better music than this. It's kinda boring.

GRADE: 2.5 pukes out of 5

In My Place 274

October 1, 2026. 40.07715, -75.08315. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


One of the cool things about this project (or "cool," the ironic quotes probably necessary for anything positive said about this blog) is that I'm able to track subtle changes in habit over the course of a year. For at least the first half of 2026, I was driving to Fern Rock to catch the subway into the city. Now, all of a sudden, I'm not. When did that change? It wasn't actually "all of a sudden," that kind of thing happens over a period of time. But I didn't notice it while it was happening. I will eventually turn to the map and figure it out. 

But that will be, in my mind, seen as "the Fern Rock era" of my life. And now I can feel it shifting again, my morning routine. I used to park along Rhawn St. to catch the Regional Rail, but lately, there's a lot of construction there, so I've been turning up Elberon St. and parking in its non-metered spaces. It's like a 200-foot difference, but eventually (and reinforced by this project, and this picture), I'll think about this time in my life as the time I parked on Elberon. 

Unfortunately, this 2026 blog project will not document the time in my life I work at home and don't have to drive to the damn train at all. But my spirits remain distantly hopeful in that regard. 

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Never Seen It #337: In the Heat of the Night

Now, look. I got no wife. I got no kids. Boy, I got a town that don't want me. And I got an air conditioner that I have to oil myself, and a desk with a busted leg. And on top of that, I got this, uh... blog. Now, don't you think that'd drive a man to watching 500 movies he's never seen before? I'll tell you a secret. Nobody comes here. Never.


In the Heat of the Night
1967
Norman Jewison

Thanks to all those valiant Film Club members who watched a movie and wrote about it. See our thoughts below!

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Catherine

I accidentally stayed up way too late watching Sidney Poitier's Oscars acceptance speeches and mini documentaries about his life and now I have to do this stream-of-consciousness/bullet style, apologies:
  • This was somehow my first Sidney Poitier film, and I can't believe it took me this long. He's such a haunting, captivating performer with seemingly little effort, and every time he was on screen, I couldn't look away.
  • (Favorite shot of dozens of unbelievable frames)
  • The film's presentation of racism is devastating in its accuracy because it denies us any real payoff for Tibbs or growth from our prejudiced characters to make the audience feel better. By the end, hearts and minds aren't really changed. Virgil Tibbs did his job in spite of every obstacle thrown his way, and we know this uphill battle will follow him for the rest of his life. And Gillespie is definitely still racist. He merely acknowledges Tibbs' humanity a bit more than he did in the beginning, and with a quiet final handshake sends him on his way.
  • It was a wild feeling realizing I've been missing a classic cinema reference in a Disney film for nearly thirty years. I'm talking, of course, about Pumba screaming, "They call me, MISTER PIG!" in The Lion King. I applaud any cultured five-year-old who understood the joke at the time.
  • On a critical note, the twist ending/whodunnit reveal didn't really pay off for me. They kinda seemed to follow flimsy Scooby-Doo rules by setting up a pretty obvious red herring (Endicott), then suddenly bringing back an unassuming character from the beginning to pin it on. Slightly disappointing.
  • Poitier/Steiger had some incredible chemistry as Tibbs and Gillespie. I really enjoyed the scene at the end where Gillespie is housing a bottle of Wild Turkey and finally asks Tibbs about himself. "You ever been married?" "Ever been close?" Close is all we'll ever get to learning about who Tibbs the homicide expert really is. And I love the mystery.
  • Finally, what happened to the family Tibbs was staying with? He meets them, they get a room ready for him, then we never see them again. Was this intentional? It's entirely possible I'm wrong and just forgetting a scene.
Fantastic film, 4/5 pukes

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Chelsea

This feels like the type of movie the Hollywood loved to crank in the '90s: a fish-out-of-water police procedural designed to soothe white guilt by assuring us that racism is over because two cops bonded over their love of... justice, I guess? Which is to say, I feel like I've seen so many lesser versions of this movie that it's easy to forget how boundary-pushing it was at the time of its release, although even then some critics called out the uneasy friendship that develops between Tibbs and Gillespie for being trite and convenient. I agree with that critique to some extent, although I will say that the performances of the two leads helped sell me on the complicated kind of respect that evolves over the course of the film. Sidney Poitier, who already had an Oscar under his belt at this point, is pulling off a tightwire act as Tibbs. It would be easy (too easy) to play this character as patient and dignified to the point of saintliness, but Poitier is able to show that Tibbs's poise masks a rage and obsessiveness that for a time derails the investigation while he tries to prove the murderer is the racist plantation owner Endicott. Though innocent of murder, watching that guy get open hand slapped by Tibbs was the highlight of my week so far. 

Rod Steiger, chewing gum with more commitment than I would have thought possible, is also doing a bit of a balancing act as Gillespie. While definitely racist as hell, he immediately clocks that Tibbs is more capable that anybody on the force, and is able to convey a vulnerability that drives his resentment. Nobody in town seems to like him or think he deserves his job, and he is constantly being upstaged at every turn by the guy he initially accused of the murder. He gets a little redemption arc, and while it's definitely a bit pandering to a liberal audience, it doesn't feel totally unearned. 

As far as how the film operates as a procedural, it certainly kept me guessing, and although the ending didn't have the sort of satisfying "I never would have guessed it was them but OF COURSE it was them" a-ha moment, it mostly worked for me as a murder mystery. The actor who played the murderer is like an unholy redneck amalgam of Anthony Perkins and Crispin Glover, so the vibe was spot on, and his rubber band flicking tick that the film opened on, and then revisited during his confession, was a nice little bookend. That said, the film does seem more interested in the thematic and socio-political elements of the story than the actual murder mystery, which almost felt like an afterthought at some points. 

Ultimately, the thing that struck me the most about this movie was the feeling that it is trapped between two times. Not just thematically, although obviously the film is very directly speaking to that. I'm talking more about the visual language of the movie. There was the sense at several points that the director was experimenting visually with ideas that we would see fully fleshed out later in the American New Wave movement. The POV car shots early in the film were so effective in making the audience complicit in Officer Woods's voyeurism and gave that scene a creepy immediacy. These opening shots felt like baby steps towards the kind of visceral POV car stuff that Friedkin would do later in The French Connection. In some cases, these experiments were a little clunky, like in the fight between Tibbs and the gang in the warehouse. The director keeps cutting to a low angle shot with only Tibbs in the frame, and I'm not sure what he was trying to express exactly, but it wasn't as effective for me at conveying danger as a more conventionally shot wider frame would have been. Nonetheless, it was a moment where I felt like I was watching the language of film evolve right in front of me, and I could see the throughlines that other directors would be using with greater deftness in the '70s. That was really cool. 

Final thoughts: Quincy Jones as music supervisor? Okay!!! I am also a sucker for featuring a song in the movie that contains the title of the movie! 

Overall 3.5/5 for me!

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Joe

I know it's stupid, and privileged, to still be shocked by racism. Also says something about geography, I guess, since I am from the place that Virgil Tibbs is from, and would probably be shocked by the amount of racism in small-town Mississippi too if I traveled down there 60 years ago. But mostly privileged. I am a white man watching this film. A Black man watching In the Heat of the Night would probably not be as shocked to see this particular portrayal of racism, I think. This film takes place 60 years ago, which is not so long ago when you think about it. Philando Castile was shot ten years ago, in the same way that the mayor and the police chief speculated it would've gone with Virgil in the '60s South—"claiming self-defense"—and ten years ain't fucking nothing.

I liked In the Heat of the Night for a few reasons, first of which was it didn't try to portray Chief Gillespie as fully reformed, or changed in large ways, and certainly not any sort of "white savior" or whatever. He was a complicated man who maybe is just beginning the very first stages of questioning the pillars of the reality that the racist South had constructed for him. I think that it'll be easier to fall back on old ways once Virgil Tibbs leaves and makes his way back to Philly, and I think that this is truer to life, unfortunately. It's easy for us, the audience watching this movie in 2026 who are willing and able to believe that racism is a pox on society and should be eradicated, to understand the lesson here, but it's harder for the good ol' boys of the '60s South to hold onto that lesson. The complicated juxtaposition of Bill's upbringing versus the facts in front of his face is... well, it's what earned Rod Steiger the Best Actor Oscar for sure.

I guess what I'm saying is that the movie was never patronizing. It never beat you over the head with the fact that racism is bad (despite the fact that it is). It instead allowed you to take that journey with the chief, whether you needed to or not. And Sidney Poitier was perfect for the role as Detective Virgil Tibbs. He was so fucking good at acting in a way that you could tell he was angry as fuck but learned over the course of his life that he needed to hold it in. It was a righteous anger that occasionally escaped, and it made you feel for him even more that he even had to hold it in in the first place. I saw online the scene at the plantation described as "the slap that shook the world," and that was something that made me reconsider what I had just seen. Because I had trouble not viewing it through a modern lens, and missed how extraordinary that scene must have felt back when racism was more outwardly portrayed in society. From my vantage point, I'm thinking, "okay, Virgil got slapped first, it makes sense that he slapped back." And the fact that characters in the movie and I'm sure many people watching in the theaters during its initial run must have been shocked by the idea of a Black man slapping a white plantation owner... it just acts as a marker for me on how much we've changed as a society, but also how far we still have left to go.

The final thing that I loved about this film was that it was a sort of twist on a genre that everyone is already familiar with. The "who done it" murder mystery is technically how this film is designed, on the surface. But at its core, it's a sociological drama about race. There is conflict to be found in the murder plot, but the true conflict is the battle over Bill Gillespie's soul. It's the conflict between right and wrong, and the conflict that comes about when different people have different definitions of right and of wrong. And it's the conflict of the past and the present, how someone like Gillespie is forced to consider a man he views as so different than him ultimately as his equal, and, in the opposite direction, how someone like Tibbs is forced to consider a man like Gillespie, despite the hell that people like Gillespie have put him through in his life, as someone who is similar (in that they have similar desires for justice, I guess). It's not just a who-done-it, in other words. The layers are what makes it a great movie.

Just because we as a society have basically learned nothing from In the Heat of the Night doesn't make it any less important. And just because it remains important today doesn't mean it also can't be a fun and fascinating film in its own right.

GRADE: 4.5 pukes out of 5

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GROUP AVERAGE GRADE: 4 pukes out of 5

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(NEXT TIME: Some blogging bodies are watching Bodies Bodies Bodies.)

In My Place 273

September 30, 2026. 40.07644, -75.08352. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Sometimes I'll get to the train maybe eight minutes before the scheduled departure and it will be eerily empty and quiet. It's not a day that everyone besides me got the memo that the trains aren't running at all (though that happens sometimes too) because the train is right here, rumbling in place, doors open, not a single fucking person on it. I try to track commuter patterns, like maybe most office drones can work from home, but there doesn't seem to be any pattern I can discern. Just something in the air: not a good day for work, let's just stay in bed, skip the train. Except for me. I'm here. By myself. 

Wednesday, September 30, 2026

A Year of Blind Spots: Live at Leeds

Joe is working through a list of albums that he considers "blind spots," i.e. albums that he's never heard but feels like he should.


1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die:

The legendary power and volume of the Who was always best sampled live. The studio tended to deaden their electricity: they recorded some fabulous singles, but no truly perfect albums. Even Tommy suffered from pretentious production. Live at Leeds, then, is not just possibly the greatest live album of all time, but also almost certainly the Who's finest moment.

The album caught the band soon after touring Tommy in its entirety, itching to cut loose. A show at Britain's Leeds University on Valentine's Day 1970 was the location; the band surged at full strength for more than two hours, playing Tommy, their classic singles, and a clutch of rock 'n' roll gems along the way. Unrestrained onstage, the power trio of musicians behind Roger Daltrey swelled to fearsome strength—bassist John Entwhistle carrying the melodies, drummer Keith Moon rolling and filling with powerhouse abandon, and Pete Townshend proving himself a pioneer of feedback and dynamics, his terse solos full of ideas and emotion, a truly understated guitarist.

The resulting album arrived later that year, packaged like a faux bootleg in a shabby cardboard gatefold. Though later expanded on CD (2000's completed two-CD deluxe edition is the one to buy), the original six-track vinyl is perfect in itself, especially the devil-driven cover of Mose Allison's "Young Man Blues," and the sprawling "My Generation," which soon becomes a kaleidoscope of windmill riffage. Live at Leeds is as pure as heavy rock gets.

Joe:

"No perfect albums" is an interesting take, only because that statement is true for most, if not all, musical artists that have ever existed in the history of music. Can you name a perfect album, without being hyperbolic? Even my favorite albums of all time have minor flaws. They are flaws that I can easily overlook because of how brilliant the art is overall, and so, calling something "imperfect" is unfair and sort of pointless. But I get the point here. The author is building a case for Live at Leeds. They need to imply that "Cousin Kevin" on Tommy exists and therefore Tommy is worse than Live at Leeds. I get it.

But I've never agreed with it. I've always been pretty reticent to get into live albums. I think that it's certainly possible that there are days in which a live album hits better than a studio album (especially if said live album acts as a greatest hits compilation). But I don't respect the artistry as much. I see the studio album as the statement, and the live album as an extension of that statement, merely a limb that juts out and could easily be sawed off if need be. This is why it's taken me over 20 years to finally listen to the exalted live album from the Who that I've been cognizant of and pestered with by the gatekeepers this entire time. It's a good album. It's a great album. It has no business being compared to the Who's studio albums.

This is my argument to view Live at Leeds in the proper context. Fuck out of here with "no perfect albums." You simply cannot compare. And so, if you remove it from that context, and just listen to it in a vacuum, then it's easier for me to evaluate. In that vacuum, I say that Live at Leeds is great fun. Agreed on all other counts—the Who sound to me like a wild live act, at least back in the '70s (not so much today probably, R.I.P. Keith Moon and John Entwhistle). The appropriate flowers have been given, I'm sure, for "My Generation," which turns into a Tommy medley, but my money is on "Magic Bus" as the one that goes hardest. Could be a matter of comparing/contrasting to the studio version, how "My Generation" was already pretty wild and "Magic Bus" was relatively scaled back and subdued, and when both go off the rails in concert, "Magic Bus" appears to be more a revelation.

As is the PoYB standard, I listened to the original version, and not the bonus deluxe version that doubles or triples the album's length. Six songs, all killer and no filler. I wouldn't mind hearing Tommy performed live in its entirety, but I also think that that would be too much of a good thing. I already have Tommy. I can just listen to that album. I don't need to hear it in a "different" way. The original studio album is great. Not perfect, sure, but c'mon. No need to throw that word around. Ain't no fucking live album that's perfect either. Certainly not Live at Leeds. Good, though.

Listen:

In My Place 272

September 29, 2026. 39.95741, -75.16234. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


There was an extremely brief moment in my life when I thought this was the most magical place on earth. Eighth grade, when I was weighing my high school options. I took a trip down here, to Roman Catholic High School. I think I was on the Regional Rail Train, maybe with friends? I don't remember much about that day, or basically anything inside the school itself. But I remember the idea that you could buy a breakfast sandwich from a cart outside of school before the homeroom bell rang just about blew my fucking mind. I obviously had very little experience under my belt as far as Center City was concerned, and really wouldn't for at least another seven years, until I met a pretty girl who lived at 13th and Walnut and ended up marrying her. It's just strange, walking up here as a late-30-something man on a random Tuesday morning to get blood work done and seeing a building full of broccoli-headed freakazoids and thinking back to when this could've been my whole life, and what that felt like, to discover something this new.

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

tIL dETH #29: "Bedtime Stories"

A review of S02E07 of the American sitcome 'Til Death.


Enter gym manager. "Enter" being figurative, as it's really "exit." As in exit the gym, out the front door, at the end of the night. After the last of the gym patrons have ended their workout. There are two people out front still, as he's locking up. A man and a woman. Smoking cigarettes. Which is not really supposed to be happening in front of the gym, but the manager lets it happen. It's the end of another long day. The gym manager goes home, and this is his story. I mean, it will be if everyone lets it be.

He's biking, even though it's tough for him these days, ever since THE DIAGNOSIS. But we don't have to talk about that. He's just biking, and enjoying the fresh air. That's probably why the cigarette-smoking patrons of the gym rankled him a little bit—these days, fresh air is precious, and it pains him to know that people are stinking it up and wasting their opportunity on this earth to enjoy these deep breaths of crisp spring air.

He's suddenly home. He chains the bike up against the railing, and enters without knocking. "Honey, you here?" he calls out to his wife, but no answer. He drops his bag by the door, and makes his way to the back porch, thinking that maybe Francesca is out there reading a book, as she sometimes is when he gets home from his shift. "Hello?" Subtle changes since THE DIAGNOSIS, one of which is that he struggles being alone now. He finds comfort in being in the presence of others. Francesca, for obvious reasons, is that source of comfort more often than not.

But she's not alone. It's Noah, their pal from way back when. Francesca and Noah are on the back porch, sipping on lemonade. The relief of not being alone washes over him, and he opens up the porch screen door.

"Hey buddy!" Noah stands up and shakes hands with Aaron. Then they do that sorta awkward thing that middle-aged men do, when they transition from handshake to hug, a manly hug, two quick taps on each back with both hands. Both men are smiling. "How's it going, Aaron?"

"Oh, you know, it's okay. How are you?"

Noah apparently takes this as his cue to go off:

"Not too bad! Pretty great actually. You remember Patty? She started to hit me up again. I think you remember Patty. She was the blonde at Irish Weekend. I guess maybe you didn't see her there. You guys were with Angie. I know she doesn't like seeing me. I text Angie everyone once in a while but she doesn't want to talk to me about anything besides the kids when we need to. And the grandkids, of course. Have you heard about Tess? Her and the boys are in Boston now. Wait, Boston? Yeah, I think Boston. This is the sixth or seventh move they've made since Matt got that job. He's opening office for a company, I forget the name of the company. Angie would remember. And then of course Andy with his new youngest. Andy got promoted with RGW. He's not climbing poles anymore. No ladders, thank god. But you know what I'm talking about. I heard your kids are good. Yup, all good things, right? But anyways, like I was saying, Patty texted me a few days ago, and we've been chatting. She sent me a picture of her holding her granddaughter, but didn't say her name. I feel like maybe we'll be able to reconnect since we both love our grandkids so much, ya know? And I don't think her ex-husband is in the picture at all, which is good. Good for me. Exes can get pretty crazy. It's been 20 years since Angie and I divorced and I've dealt with so many crazy exes in that time. It's all about doing things for your girl, and then you won't break up, right? Angie never understood that, and that's why we broke up. She never appreciated everything I did for her. I was thinking about this when I was watching that episode of, uh, um, what's that show we both watch? I always forget the name."

Aaron and Francesca were both awkwardly looking away at that point but both responded automatically: "'Til Death."

"Yup, that's it, 'Til Death. That show with the tall guy, what's his name, the guy who voice that pig in that cartoon movie, uh, oh, 3 Pigs and a Baby, right? Mason Pig? Yeah, that guy, him and his hot wife are fighting over something stupid in the episode I just saw the other night, did you see this one? Who hasn't. It's every episode they're fighting over something stupid. And hot wife buys them bedside lamps, but only Mason Pig's works, not hers, and she's upset that he's not doing anything about it, but, like, think about all the stuff he does for his hot wife all the time, it's a lot! It's not really fair of her to expect him to fix her lamp, right? And then when she switches lamps so that he's forced to fix 'his own' lamp, it felt really unfair to me. That felt like something Angie would have done to me. I did so much for my family, but all I used to get in return was NAGGING. Sometimes men are just tired at the end of the day and want a little Me time, right? Right Aaron? And don't get me started on the great character actress Kat Foster and how she treated the little pasty pie-sex dude with a freakin' bedtime? C'mon now. That man has to break free of those chains! Think about how much these husbands are laying it on the line. Every single day. And it just don't seem fair. I hope Patty understands this. I should talk to her about 'Til Death next time she texts me. I wonder if she's seen this episode."

Francesca, knowing very well that this is just how Noah gets sometimes, and that he was wildly misinterpreting both the episode of this American sitcome and the role of equal partners in marriage, mostly stayed silent. Aaron just sort of said "...uh huh..." in a soft voice, like he didn't know how to take any of this.

Noah took a brief pause, then said: "So, Aaron, I heard you got some bad news."

Aaron nodded, and was about to say something, but Noah started again. "I don't know if you heard this too, but Andy got some bad news, they have a professional, like a therapist or something, coming out to the house to check out little Billy, the said he's not making eye contact with anyone, they think it's.............."

A couple hours later, when Noah was long gone, Aaron and Franny were still out on the porch, and Fran broke the silence. "That was... so fucking weird."

Aaron nodded. "Right?! I mean, I'm not asking to have a full-on conversation about THE DIAGNOSIS, but it's so strange that he would come here and tell me all about his life and what woman he's texting and not deign to talk about what I'm going through right now? I don't get it."

"He's a strange guy," said Francesca. "I can't believe how long we've been friends with him."

"Some things never change."

"True."

"Are you feeling okay, honey?"

"I'm fine. Let's just turn on the TV and forget about it, okay?"

"Sounds great."

(GRADE: 5 pukes out of 5, and I'm not afraid to talk about it.)

In My Place 271

September 28, 2026. 39.96359, -75.15201. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Like with anything else on the blog, like in terms of evaluating and reflecting upon art, I could make the case that this is on purpose, the blurriness, that it is an artistic statement, that it symbolizes, like, memories fading and the slow passage of time and the hazy nature of nostalgia, anything like that. I don't ever have to admit that I took a bad picture. It doesn't have to be that way. 

Monday, September 28, 2026

RC@400: The 40 Most Interesting Albums We've Covered So Far


As of this week, Record Club has covered 400 different albums. I see it every week and I'll say it again here: I fucking love doing this. I love exploring music in this way. And we've listened to so many great albums. So much joy to be found in these 400 weeks.

But I'm not concerned today with what the best albums we've covered so far are. I'm more interested in talking about some albums that have fascinated me over the years. I want to touch base with the albums that I haven't stopped thinking about. It could be because the music was good in a different way, but just as likely it could be that it was bad in an interesting way. Some of these albums changed the way we think about Record Club; some of these albums changed the way we think about life.

They are not ranked below, but instead are in chronological order. I'll drop a small explanation about why I chose the album for this list, but I encourage you to use the space this week (in between repeats of Norman Fucking Rockwell!) to revisit some of these albums. This is the music that make Record Club worth the efforts of 400 weeks in a row.

Heard It in a Past Life by Maggie Rogers

I think about this one mostly because it was the first one. But it feels like a really good pick for the first pick, right? Pam did a great job choosing it. Maggie Rogers just has such a welcoming sound, one that I think really benefitted the club, here at the beginning.

Keep It Clean by Innanet James

I remember having a conversation very early on in Record Club's existence, like maybe the third or fourth week, when me and a few La Salle friends were discussing the possibility of doing a rap album, and what that would look like for some of us who were not familiar with rap at all. I'm really glad, in that respect, that Nate pulled the band-aid off early on. I've listened to a lot of hip hop since Innanet James, but I appreciate the opportunity to consider the genre seriously for one of the very first times.

Cat Heaven by Roy Blair

My sister Jenny reviewed albums during the first couple months of RC's existence, and that was fun. She brought a willing amateur's perspective to the proceedings, which I really appreciated. She was babysitting baby Willow at the time, maybe once a week, and so she would listen to that week's album in the car ride to our house in Port Richmond, and type up a few words while Willow took a nap. After that ended, she bailed on RC, but not before choosing this dude for Week 10. It was really funny talking shit on this album, even though, in retrospect, it's not bad (or good, but definitely not bad). I like to view it from a wider lens now, like, this was all part of RC's story, the music and the authors and the critics, a living breathing organism. It all matters.

How Sad, How Lovely by Connie Converse

Connie Converse turned 102 this past August. She disappeared in 1974, but she's still alive, making music in secret. Okay, okay... not really. But I love thinking about Connie Converse, because her story is compelling. One of my oldest friends, Drew P., chose this album, and I remember getting multiple text messages on the Friday morning of the Connie Converse reviews, noting that Drew had not written a review. I have hung out with Drew maybe once or twice since then, and have spoken a few more times over the phone (and he just wrote a great RC review this summer), so I know he didn't pull a Connie on us. But I think about Connie Converse all the time, and I think about her as I grow up and the passage of time strains most of my relationships. How sad that we could grow apart from the people we care about. How lovely that we knew them to begin with.

Fyah by Theon Cross

There aren't too many albums on this list that are here because they represent a new genre. This was our first jazz album, and that's notable, but that's not why I'm spotlighting Fyah. It's here because of the tuba. What a hook that was, to be able to listen to an album and know exactly what to mention in one's review as soon as it's heard. "Oh shit, yeah, that's a tuba all right, front and center." I think it's fun when you hear an album in RC and are perplexed, but I also think it's fun when you hear an album and know exactly what it is and why, right from the start. This is the tuba album. Not much more to be said.

Autobiography by Ashlee Simpson

I liked covering Ashlee Simpson early on, because it acted as a good and interesting example for potential RC members that I met out in the wild. You might assume, when you hear some loser (me) talking about a "music club," that it was just a bunch of dudes huddled around talking obnoxiously about the "coolest" albums of the modern day. There's some of that, sure, but also... we listened to Ashlee Simpson! And some of us liked it! And it was super interesting to reevaluate! See, we are open-minded and interested in all kinds of music! Come join us!

1UP by T-Pain

The artist was and is ubiquitous, and the music was either not great or straight-up bad. This is the recipe that resulted in at least four RC members completing and sending their review by the end of Monday morning. That was the first time it happened, and it has not happened since. Sometimes an album comes with immense baggage, and during those times, it's just a whole lot easier to write about the baggage. That can be a lot of fun. I have a lot of fun thinking about T-Pain, even now.


All music can be interesting if you attempt to approach it that way. But in order to maximize one's interest in any given album on any given week, then in my opinion there needs to be some guardrails. Those guardrails are designed by me, and they are addressing my own needs for "interesting" music, which is subjective. The rule for "no repeat artists" came about after we covered Foals twice. It didn't feel satisfying to me, to revisit Foals so quickly, and so we made the rule. But now when I think about Foals, I think about what it means to be "interested" in music, and so I'm thankful for Foals for that reason (and maybe that reason alone).

Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette

"Have you ever done a classic album?" I think is how Allison presented the idea to me, almost seven years ago. So for RC's 50th week, we did a classic. We've done a few more in the years since, and I'm still trying to figure out how the music criticism is affected when we turn our attention to something that is so well-known that it's almost besides the point to write an album review. I think it works? Can you review Jagged Little Pill? We sure did try.

1000 gecs by 100 gecs

100 gecs caught me right on the cusp of reaching true openness and humility when it comes to the wide range of music that exists in this world. This was the last time I ever expressed trepidation for covering something in Record Club because I was afraid I wasn't going to like it. As it turns out, we all loved gecs. It ended up being a really pivotal moment for our little club here! What the hell was I ever afraid of? Never again. I am open to the mysteries of the universe. I will listen to anything RC tells me to, and I'll be excited for it. I am humble. I know nothing, but I want to know it all. That starts here.

Let It Grow EP by Mountain Brews

There was the whole "should EPs be allowed" thing that I've gone back and forth on over the years (we are currently at "sure, why the fuck not," at least until too many EPs are chosen). But more importantly, this was Sunny's first pick. He had written nine reviews in as many weeks at that point. At this point, he's written an average of 1.06 reviews per week over the last 350 weeks. I think it's safe to say that without Nate and Sunny, Record Club wouldn't still exist. I listen to Mountain Brews and some of their other RC picks, and I try to remember that.

Watch Out! by Wells Fargo

I chose this album because it sounded interesting and because one of my favorite artists (future RC alumna Waxahatchee) recommended it, but it ended up feeling genuinely important within the context of our lives. Here was a very old album about using music as a way to address the oppressor, and here we were, listening to it in the present day and grappling with a very different (and yet very similar) oppressor, in the wake of the George Floyd murder. The timing was a coincidence, but that doesn't make it any less impactful.

Go Go Diva by La Rappresentante di Lista

Most of Rachel C.'s RC album picks have been artists I've never even heard of, and I really value and appreciate that sort of contribution to this club. I would've gone my whole life having never even been aware that La Rappresentante di Lista even existed, and yet, because of RC (and R.C.), this album was the most important album in my life for at least one week. When you use a wide lens to see the whole picture, it really gives you a sense of wonder.

A Holly Dolly Christmas by Dolly Parton

Christmas albums, when they come around once a year, are mostly a joke. At least I don't take them seriously, and that's because there are eleven months in a year when I can't fucking stand that shit, and only a brief four weeks when I begrudgingly put up with it. We would've eventually gotten around to listening to a Dolly Parton album, but I'm glad she was saddled with a holiday album in the confines of this music club. Obviously, since her death, she's been in the news a lot, and that's fine. I just think it's strange and sad and beautiful that we got to know her through a bunch of hoary old classics and a handful of terrible originals. A bad album, a fine musician, an okay person, a wonderful experience in Record Club.

Not Even Regret by Hidden Things

One day I will meet Uncle Greg, and I will talk to him about how strange it is to have met someone whose music you own and like a lot. And how impossible it is to be a music critic in that situation, and how funny it is that his nephew forced us to do it anyway.

Long Season by Fishmans

Not all of these are on this list because of their place in the Record Club canon, or because they changed this club or whatever. Some of them are just straight-up like nothing I'd ever heard before, and that's the reason they made an impact. There were three reviews during Fishmans week. I wonder how different the world would look if there were ten or 20 or 100. It was that kind of album.

Tell Me You Love Me by Demi Lovato

There are so many little running jokes threaded throughout RC that only still exist to make myself laugh. I had heard, shortly after we listened to Demi Lovato's album, that she had big thoughts about lizard people, like she was an advocate of the conspiracy theory that the government was run by lizard people or whatever. I don't know why that made me laugh so much, but it did. And I've been claiming for so long that Demi Lovato is a lizard person herself that this is all I think about. I could listen to Tell Me You Love Me right now and the only thing going through my mind would be a secret society of lizard people who are pulling the strings of the human government. I regret nothing.


I think about Sam's comment underneath a Song Challenge post about a song from this album, a couple years later, that was basically like "I appreciate how much mileage we've gotten out of this." He mentioned a childhood friend's dad, who chose an album for us, and I wrote a bad, drunken review for it, and then eventually atoned for that review, and then... well, what's the next part of the story? I love this album, and I consider next steps when I listen.

to hell with it by PinkPantheress

I think it's cool to "keep up with the joneses" sometimes. Not often that Record Club pulls it off. But I believe that PinkPantheress' star has risen significantly since we covered her in November 2022, and I am proud of knowing this young artist well, and supporting her by listening and liking her art. I know we can't have our finger on the pulse every time, but the rare weeks that it happens, I notice it, and I value it.

Smart Kids by McGruff the Crime Dog

Probably the silliest album we've ever done, but this also might have been the most successful week of RC we've ever had too. It was maybe the final time I ever felt comfortable texting everyone in my phonebook and asking them to write a review. We might be past that point now, with RC existing for so long. The longer it goes, the more pathetic I feel begging. I keep talking a big game about tripling the number of McGruff reviews we got for the upcoming Donny Most week, but I am afraid too. Afraid I don't have it in me.

Each week, we cover one album, but the process doesn't end with the Friday reviews. Reevaluations are constant and forever. Sometimes, the reevaluations are unfortunate, and are due to new information received about the artist. Off the top of my head, I don't listen to at least four RC artists anymore because they are sexually abusive. Ace of Base, as another example, were nazis. Recently, I wondered about Jay Electronica: wait, was he actually antisemitic, or was he just called antisemitic in the same style a couple of our blogging friends would refer to Jay Electronica as antisemitic, i.e. that he opposed Palestinian children being murdered by the Israeli government? Nope! He's just straight-up antisemitic! So I still don't listen to him anymore. How about Monotonix? I will cop to the fact that when I chose this album, I had less than zero understanding of anything that was happening with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. I still don't know a lot, but I do know that I would feel a little uneasy listening to Monotonix if I found out that its members were Zionist in the way that I define "Zionist." The answer? I don't know. Can't find anything. So it's not for me to know. I assume the best in everyone until I learn otherwise. I read between the lines in a couple 2010-ish interviews and I get the sense that this band's members would be against the oppressor and supportive of the oppressed, so I'm just gonna assume that's the case and go from there (not everyone who lives in Israel supports Israel's actions, just like not everyone in America supports America's actions). I listen to this album and I love this album and I don't feel bad about it at all.

Taximen by Amadou Balaké

It really is as simple as "good album" plus "hitherto unknown album" sometimes. You go out searching, right? You sift through all the rubble of millions and millions of albums, and occasionally, you find something out of this world that's worth holding onto. Is Taximen the best album I've ever heard? Assuredly not. But it was great, and fun, and interesting, and makes me so fucking happy that this music club exists.

Read My Mind by Reba McEntire

I think about Reba a lot, but for reasons that don't really have anything to do with Record Club. But that non-RC Reba thing has taken on such an outsized presence in my life that it can't help but swallow up a lot of other related things, like an album. I sometimes wonder if I dropped the ball with this album's placement this summer. Maybe should've saved it for Labor Day weekend, when Grannies Gone Wild hit its finale, instead of June, when the project was just starting to rev its engines. Ah well.


Fuck, man, there is no better feeling than starting a week having never heard of an artist and ending a week loving an album. I'm so thankful that Zach dropped this shit in our laps. Who are Magic Toaster? Where are they from? I don't remember. Did I ever know? Who cares! Who cares. I still listen to this album all the time.

Free Your Mind! by Person(a)

This was the only time I ever did this—I reached out to the artist, in advance, and got the inside scoop on the album and the artist's intentions prior to listening to the album. I don't know how feasible it would be to attempt such a thing for musicians any bigger than a one-off NYC hardcore band, but every time I think about Person(a), I feel encouraged to try it again.

Was Dead by King Tuff

Remember that concert? That was a good-ass concert. It felt exciting to have a concrete reason to get excited for a Record Club album. It was especially helpful, in retrospect, because this King Tuff concert was one of the first social outings I had as a sober person. I didn't tell anyone at the time, but I struggled a little bit. And yet it was still a great show. I feel happy when I listen to King Tuff, and this album specifically. He helped me in a way he'll never know, as did my Record Club friends who were there.

Deep Space by CANDIACE

Was this album worth the only 0-puke score I've ever given? Absolutely, yes. But sometimes I regret that it had to fall on CANDIACE specifically. I think the album was less than worthless junk, but I also concede to Rachel S.'s point that maybe it was a bad look to come down so hard on an artist who was female and Black. I like to think that the only identity I was coming down hard on was "rich person," but like I said, I get it. This album is not interesting because it's bad, it's interesting because it makes me ponder the reasons we think art can be bad.

Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain

I said above that it's cool to have one's finger on the pulse every once in a while. I said above that it's cool to be challenged every once in a while. In Ethel Cain, we did both at once. I still don't really understand it, if I'm being honest. I don't understand the appeal, and I especially don't understand why the young people are gravitating toward this shit. But I am so incredibly thankful for the opportunity to try.

Blame My Ex by the Beaches

That Geese psy-op thing was not a surprise to me. I've known for a long time that certain bands are pushed on us for reasons outside their artistry. Did you know that for basically an entire year, YouTube tried to push a different Beaches video on me at the top of the home page, every single time I visited to search for something? It's true. But as with Geese, sometimes it's not that big of a deal. It's not a big deal to me because I'm not susceptible to psy-op bullshit, I don't listen to algorithm recommendations, I don't give a shit. But the Beaches gave me the space to think about how there are some bands who are good enough that they can break through all that. If Record Club hadn't forced me to listen to this band, I would've just assumed they were fucking shit. But I listened, and I liked, and I confirmed that this was not the algorithm that tricked me. It was just a good band.

Universal Consciousness by Alice Coltrane

I mean, I still don't even fucking know. But that bumper sticker sure did stick to the bumper in my brain. Being bewildered is a great thing. 


I think you can draw a line from 100 gecs to Yoko Ono, at least in the context of Record Club (in the context of music too, like perhaps in a distant spiritual way, but that's not my point here). With gecs, I opened myself up to the wonders of outsider art. With Yoko, I finally committed to actively defending it. You have every reason to dislike this album, but sometimes, it's more fulfilling if you put all that aside and embrace what's real and true.

The Blonde & Pink Albums by Trixie Mattel

This one is about expectations. I was conditioned to believe that music as performed by our illustrious drag queens was cringe-worthy at best. The expectations were low. Trixie Mattel is a very competent musician and her music is fun. Earning this mild compliment means that she blew all expectations out of the fucking water. As long as you're open to the possibility of expectations not being met, then it's a-okay to have rock-bottom expectations for a piece of art. That just means more room for surprise.

Tigers Blood by Waxahatchee

It's tough to even think about this as a Record Club album. I think that's a defense mechanism. I have avoided choosing albums I already knew and liked for the majority of my time in RC, because I think that's a recipe for heartache. For example, see: every time anyone has ever chosen "one of their favorite albums" only to see it torn apart by a couple well-placed music-criticism shrugs. But Tigers Blood was chosen as a group project, and featured a double-digit number of reviews, most of which were pretty critical of this album that had already become deeply important to me, from this deeply personal artist. And I didn't like that! Not one bit! I hope to never go through it again!

Waak Waak ga Min Min by Waak Waak Djungi

Ranking RC albums from worst to best, this is probably near the middle. Ranking RC albums by how well they capture the true spirit of this club's purpose, it's near the top. But maybe I feel that way by choice. I laid out my feelings on it in the review. That's subjective. To most others, it's just some fucking album. But to me, it was a choice to say that this is important, maybe the most important album we've ever covered. Everything you need to know about RC is contained in its story. 

Bo-Day-Shus!!! by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

You knock it all down to the foundation to see what it's really about. But then you gotta start building it back up. That's music criticism. Get to the heart of it; get to the basics. Then start creating. Even if by "creating" you mean "make up some bullshit about a dumb movie you watched as a kid." There's so much value there. Almost as much value as the CLASSIC 1993 cinematic masterpiece Super Mario Bros.

The Young and the Hopeless by Good Charlotte

It's never easy, is it? I can never just enjoy the music. I can never be content with just the surface level, I always feel compelled to dig deeper. Sometimes, it works out well, like when you get depressed on vacation and a dumb pop-punk album shocks you from your stupor. Sometimes, it works out poorly, like when that same dumb pop-punk artist owns a minority share in a private equity firm that guts a music publication and fires a bunch of critics. The wheels never stop spinning, around and around.

M.B.D.T EP by DJ Arana

It's funny, sometimes you're trying to evaluate how good an album something is and you ask yourself "well can I even remember what any of the songs sound like?" and if you can't answer yourself by singing one of the songs in your head, then it's probably not a good album. And true, I can't think of any melodies or hooks from this album. I can, however, remember a few of the ejaculations that DJ Arana yells out over the course of the album. I can't type them because it's not in English, but I'm telling you, man, I can hear this man yelling in my mind as clear as day, months since pressing play the most recent time. What do you make of that? Does that mean it's a good album? I have no idea.

Super Ghostbusters by Vargskelethor

I'd like to think I take the task seriously. I don't fuck around. I think music is important and I very often treat it with reverence. What we do here is important! I take it fucking seriously! But here's the other thing: I can't take it seriously every single week. I can't do it 400 weeks in a row. If you start taking this shit too seriously all the time, then occasionally you're gonna forget to have fun. So I consider Super Ghostbusters a reminder: sometimes, it can just be fun. I don't have to take it seriously all the time.

drankfromtheasphalt by Fibulator

Did you ever sit there listening to music and think "I wonder if I'm the only person on earth listening to this song right now"? It's a big world out there. Listening to Fibulator—a band whose album Sunny pulled out of a dusty bin of vinyl at random—is the closest I'll ever get to being assured that the answer is yes. Record Club: there's no bottom to this thing, it goes down deep, forever. 


But you don't need to be the only person listening to know that what you're listening to is a singular work of art. Every RC choice is a cumulation of so many tiny steps, a tying together of so many disparate threads. Listening to Slayyyter makes me think about how we got here, and it makes reflect on where we're going from here. Music is strange and beautiful. I'm thankful for Record Club, and for the music we find here.


Alright, alright, fuck it... I'll drop my Top Five Best RC Albums So Far too. But do NOT fucking judge me when I wake up tomorrow and have a completely different Top Five in mind. Too much good music over the last 400 weeks.

5. White Trash Revelry by Adeem the Artist
4. Future Me Hates Me by the Beths
3. Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy
2. The Stone Roses by the Stone Roses
1. Dogrel by Fontaines D.C.


How about you? Drop one of your favorite RC albums and one of the most interesting RC albums in the comments. Happy Record Club Week 400, cheers to science racing to find a cure for old age so that we can all reach Record Club Year 400.

In My Place 270

September 27, 2026. 40.07876, -75.16045. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Rain cancelled most of the weekend, but not all of it. Everything that was left was wet and beautiful; everything discarded was really just pushed back, saved for other, dryer weekends to come. Thankful for my present and my future. 

Sunday, September 27, 2026

Album of the Week: Norman Fucking Rockwell!

Hey, thanks for being here. I like Record Club a lot and I hope you do too. Please enjoy the music.

Record Club:

WEEK 400 — September 27-October 3, 2026


Norman Fucking Rockwell!
by Lana Del Rey

LISTEN:
Spotify | YouTube | Bandcamp | Apple

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PICKED BY RC ALGORITHM

ALGORITHM EXPLANATION: Lana Del Rey was the most-mentioned non-RC artist of the past 200 weeks. I think RC finds a great balance most of the time, between covering artists that no one's ever heard of, and covering artists that literally everyone has heard of. I think everyone who visits this blog this week has heard of Lana Del Rey before, and it's cool to gather opinions about artists like that sometimes. I'm thankful for the algorithm's help in finally getting her here.

REVIEWS THAT MENTION HER: Sean E.'s review for Inside Out by Emmy Rossum; Kai's review for Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain; Sunny's review for Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain; Nate's review for The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We by Mitski; Joe's review for Blackgrass: From West Virginia to 125th St by Swamp Dogg; Zach's review for Titanic Rising by Weyes Blood; Zach's review for Amanda Leigh by Mandy Moore; Sunny's review for Amanda Leigh by Mandy Moore; Sean E.'s review for Easier Said Than Done by Pool Kids.

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ALBUM DETAILS

GENRE: Singer-songwriter, art pop, dream pop, soft rock, neo-psychedelia, chamber pop, piano rock

RELEASED: August 30, 2019

LENGTH: 67:43

TRACKLIST:
  1. Norman Fucking Rockwell
  2. Mariners Apartment Complex
  3. Venice Bitch
  4. Fuck It I Love You
  5. Doin' Time
  6. Love Song
  7. Cinnamon Girl
  8. How to Disappear
  9. California
  10. The Next Best American Record
  11. The Greatest
  12. Bartender
  13. Happiness Is a Butterfly
  14. Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman like Me to Have – but I Have It
LYRICS: Genius.com

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ARTIST DETAILS

PRONOUNS: she/her/hers

ABOUT: Elizabeth Woolridge Grant was born on June 21, 1985, in NYC. She goes by the stage name Lana Del Rey, though her first EP was released under the name Lizzie Grant, and her first LP was released under the name (and self-titled as) Lana Del Ray, which remains a common misspelling after the change from A to E. She started to pursue a music career at the age of 20, and had her first big hit in "Video Games" about six years later. Multiple albums of hers have topped the Billboard charts. She has worked on soundtracks for movies and video games, is a published author and photographer, and has moonlighted at the Waffle House. She married a Louisiana riverboat captain in 2024.

DISCOGRAPHY: This is Lana Del Rey's sixth of nine albums. It is by most accounts her most critically acclaimed. Her second album, Born to Die (2012), was her breakthrough. Her most recent is 2023's Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, though there have been rumblings of a new one called Stove coming out at some point soon.

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ADDITIONAL INFO

READING SOME SHIT: 2019 Billboard feature

WATCHING SOME SHIT: a 2019 concert show in full

RECORD CLUB CONNECTIONS: Lana Del Rey is a lock for the Top Three Misspelled Names on PoYB. She joins RC alumnae Carly Rae Jepsen (not Jepson) and Kacey Musgrave (not Kasey). Speaking Kacey Not Kasey, Lana was featured on 2019's The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show. And speaking of wordplay, this is our third FUCK, after Mindfuck Ultra and Fucked Up.

This is the third time we're hearing Lana Del Rey's voice in RC, after she featured on Wanderer by Cat Power (397 weeks ago!), plus New Brunswick hardcore band Taylor Swift's song "Snow on the Beach." That was co-written and produced by Jack Antonoff, who also produced this album. Besides those two albums, he also produced Gaslighter by the Chicks, SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo, Dance Fever by Florence + the Machine, and GNX by Kendrick Lamar, plus non-RC work for St. Lucia, Diana Ross, Tame Impala, Weyes Blood, Tierra Whack, Maren Morris, Perfume Genius, Paramore, and Japanese Breakfast.

A host of other people worked on Norman Fucking Rockwell! There's Zach Dawes (not the Dawes guy who's married to Mandy Moore), who was in a band called the Last Shadow Puppets with Arctic Monkeys' Alex Turner, and played bass for The New Basement Tapes, which featured rediscovered Bob Dylan songs and was performed by Jim James and occasionally the Haim sisters (and also Taylor Goldsmith, who is the Dawes guy married to Mandy Moore). There's Andrew Watt, who produced Plastic Hearts by Miley Cyrus, as well as non-RC work with the Rolling Stones, Post Malone, Lady Gaga, and Brandi Carlile (but not Black Sabbath, because, according to Tony Iommi, Watt was "too excited"), plus acted in Happy Gilmore 2 with Bad Bunny. And there's John Congleton, who's worked with so many RC artists that I won't even bother listing them all here, or else my boss is gonna get upset.

Lana Del Rey produced a Daniel Johnston documentary with Mac Miller (the first Johnston song I ever heard was a cover by Titus Andronicus). This album was nominated for Album of the Year at the 2020 Grammys, but she and strip club aficionado Lizzo and Bon Iver all lost to Billie Eilish. She was on the soundtrack for The Great Gatsby with Beyoncé and OutKast's André 3000 and the Raconteurs' Jack White. She was ranked as the 175th-best singer of all time by Rolling Stone, above Burna Boy (197th), Kelly Clarkson (194th), Jazmine Sullivan (182nd), and SZA (180th). This has gone on long enough, I don't need to list everybody above her on this list. (Spoiler alert: Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach is listed at #1.)

MENTIONS ON THE BLOG: I casually referred to Norman Fucking Rockwell! as "so fucking boring" in an October 2019 blog post, but let me assure you that I am here with an open mind and a curious heart. This, despite the fact that there is way too much Lana Del Rey on this blog, including: "God Bless America – and All the Beautiful Women in It" on SSC Day 24 by Walter, "Summertime Sadness" on SSC Day 50 by Maeve, "Norman Fucking Rockwell" on YSC Day 12 by Brianna, "In My Feelings" on YSC Day 16 by Beth, "Cinnamon Girl" on YSC Day 135 by Bridget, "High on the Beach" on YSC Day 143 by Maeve, "Off to the Races" on MMM 010 by Gloria, and "National Anthem" on MMM 026 by Sam, but absolutely NO Lana Del Rey for MMM 031, titled "I Got That Summertime, Summertime Sadness."

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RECORD CLUB ALUMNI ASSOCIATION

This week's discography dive album: I accidentally downloaded Cicero Park by Hot Chocolate before Second Coming by the Stone Roses, so I'm just gonna do Hot Chocolate first and then go back to the Stone Roses next week

This week's follow-up album: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan and Peaches! by the Black Keys

This week's keeping up album (probably): Day and Night by Carly Rae Jepsen

Listen with us! Keep your favorite Record Club artists in the rotation!

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COUNTDOWN:
69 Weeks Until Week 420

ralph's got that summertime sadness

We are tracking and counting down every week from here on out till Record Club Week 420. We started this countdown 69 weeks out. During Record Club Week 420, we will be covering Donny Most by the esteemed Happy Days virgin Donny Most. The goal for Week 420 of Record Club is that it will feature 69 reviews from 69 different people. 

THIS WEEK: We are 20(!!!!) weeks away from Week 420.

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Happy listening, RC family!
Have a great week!