Tuesday, October 27, 2026

In My Place 299

October 26, 2026. 40.00397, -75.16014. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


I take the 6:55 instead of the 7:23 even though the 7:23 gets me to work on time most of the time because the 7:23 doesn't get me to work on time all of the time. The trains stop randomly all the fucking time and occasionally those stops will be extended. If I'm on the 7:23 and the train stops then all I can think about is how I'm going to be late for work. If I'm on the 6:55 and the train stops then I can sit back and enjoy whatever scenery we're stopped around, knowing that I'll still get to work comfortably before my boss does, because if the 6:55 gets me to work late then that means the whole SEPTA system is so irrevocably fucked that morning that my boss saw it on the news.

We stopped here today, and I thought it was beautiful: the gutted warehouse through a tree at a moonlit dusk. After fifteen minutes, we started to move again, and I used the rest of the train reading about why the moon always looks so small in photos.

Monday, October 26, 2026

A Year of Blind Spots: 1999

Joe is working through a list of albums that he considers "blind spots," i.e. albums that he's never heard but feels like he should.


I struggle with an artist like Prince. Struggling is not the same as disliking, of course. I like Prince and I like the music that he made in his lifetime—the small fraction that I've heard of it so far, anyway. 1999 completes the trifecta of "critically acclaimed albums" for me, after Purple Rain and Sign o' the Times. I like them, and there are moments throughout that I love (we will eventually focus on today's album, don't worry). But in general, I get the overwhelming sense that I am "missing" something when it comes to Prince. It's less a disagreement about whether he's good (he is), more of a disagreement about how good. I hear some fun and competent and interesting pop/funk music, whereas it feels like other people hear a god. And I don't get that sense.

Here's my theory on it. And this doesn't just apply to Prince, I don't think. You could probably apply the theory to a bunch of other artists from Prince's time period, or slightly earlier or later. Basically anyone who was big before I was born, and is still seen as relevant today. It comes down to whether the artist's image is marketable. That's it. Decades after the artist was last relevant in pop culture, and a decade after they pass from this mortal coil, if they are seen as a "legend" or "one of the greats," etc., then that has everything to do with the marketing of their image, and almost nothing to do with the art. (Exceptions abound, obviously, like Bruce Springsteen for example, but let's not get distracted from the point I'm trying to make.)

That, in turn, tricks me into thinking that my assessment of Prince's best three albums as "very good but not great" is somehow inadequate. It's because, through constant reiteration, we are told that this is an artist to remember, because they are easy to remember (being the character that they were), and that you should keep buying the things that their estate is giving you, keep listening to their five or ten hits over and over, keep funneling money into that image. And if you keep seeing this, keep seeing Instagram posts with Prince music or reddit posts of supposedly crazy shit Prince did and Facebook status updates that "nobody does it like Prince anymore" and so on, then you're gonna feel that ancient impulse to want to fit in. And so you end up here.

"Here" for most people looks like: "hey, Prince's hits are great." "Here" for me, unfortunately, looks differently. It looks like full-album dives. And if I'm getting through his best known and most beloved albums and nodding along like they are good but also half-shrugging too, then what, do we even have to consider the rest? He more or less released an average of one album a year from the release of 1999 to the year of his death, and the vast majority of those are critically reviled. But you're not supposed to remember that. You're supposed to cue "1999" on the monthly music streaming subscription AI-curated playlist and let it play again and again. Because that Prince, man, he was a real one!

For what it's worth, I don't think Prince himself would care about any of this. I don't think he lived on this planet, actually. There's no other explanation for all of it. I think he was just a weird fucking guy who made a lot of music, and some of it, almost by accident, was really fucking good. I think that 1999 is really fucking good. I have my qualms with it, but there was no pain in listening to the Minneapolis sound all week. He knew how to lay down a groove, and he knew how to write a hook. "1999" and "Little Red Corvette" are the hits for a reason. If that's all you know about Prince, then let none of what I wrote about shame you. I'm actually jealous of you.

There's not really even anything "wrong" with this album, or any Prince album that I've had the pleasure of knowing. I might be inclined to say that some of these songs are too long, but I have accepted it. It's a double album with only eleven songs. By design, those songs are all going to be a little too long. On the one hand, it might've been nice to condense every song and tighten the album as a whole, make it one disc, make it eleven unimpeachable pop hits collected on that one disc. On the other hand, maybe that would be detrimental to the artistry. Maybe the idea of extended each song by repeating the hook over and over in an outro is the way that Prince becomes unique and stands out. 

I turned the album on at dinnertime at some point, and Pam (who, it should be noted, is probably more of a Prince skeptic than I am) did her usual "what are we listening to?" But she said it because she didn't know that the album version of "1999" has a weird spoken-word intro. She knows the song. The radio version is almost half the length of the album version. I prefer the album version because I prefer albums, but I can't diss the decision to trim the fat either. But you see? Every step of the way, we have found the invisible hand of commercialism pulling the strings. It's like Prince hit some unspoken goal of having twelve marketable songs and then was forgotten about, left to wander in the wilderness for twenty years making unlistenable music, all of that easily swept under the rug when the artist dies and the legacy is all the remains, a legacy to be propped up by those who are left to prosper from it.

I acknowledge all this, and say that there is a way around it. You can just not care. Well, okay, no, instead how about: Care just enough to be aware that you are being manipulated, and ignore those forces, and just slip into the artistry. If I had a gun to my head and was told to choose between listening to a Prince Greatest Hits compilation over and over for the rest of my life or listening to the eight-minute "D.M.S.R." over and over for the rest of my life, picking the latter would be easy. Prince lays out such a fine-ass groove on the Oberheim OB-8, and it's so pure. It's pure because no ad man sold me on it. It's just there, in the margins, and it makes me feel good. It's not the best thing I've ever heard, and it doesn't move the needle on my view of Prince at all. It's just good music. The forces that be are trying to make me feel like I'm missing something by thinking that way, but I don't think I am. I think this is good enough.

Listen to the whole thing here:

In My Place 298

October 25, 2026. 40.07295, -75.06948. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Adventure waiting,
it's right there, beckoning me;
stuck inside the house.

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Not technically true, but I did feel stuck inside the home, with the partner sick and the dependents being little shits and not wanting to leave and instead wanting to rot away on the couch. All good. Having a Sunday where not a single thing happens can be good sometimes. For example: better than being at work. I'm not complaining.

I also won't be complaining when this blog column is over and I'll lose its constant pull to fill the space bitching about my day.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Album of the Week: Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

Last week's album felt like a good one for this Halloween season. I didn't know anything about that album, and its placement during the week before Halloween was not on purpose. If I'm being honest, I thought this Limp Bizkit album would be creepier, and did purposefully place it here, the week of Halloween. And now that I'm looking at this horrendous cover art for the first time in a couple decades, I'm doubling down: this Limp Bizkit album is absolutely the creepiest album I could have picked for the Halloween season.

Record Club:

WEEK 404 — October 25-31, 2026


Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
by Limp Bizkit

LISTEN:
Spotify | YouTube | Bandcamp | Apple

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PICKED BY JEANINE

JEANINE'S PITCH: "CSatHDFW is a gripping hard rock rap thrill ride from start to finish!" and "I'm positive you'll love it MORE than Simon & Garfunkel!"

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ALBUM DETAILS

GENRE: Nü-metal, rap metal, rap rock, hip hop, alternative rock

RELEASED: October 17, 2000

LENGTH: 75:08

TRACKLIST:
  1. Intro
  2. Hot Dog
  3. My Generation
  4. Full Nelson
  5. My Way
  6. Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
  7. Livin' It Up
  8. The One
  9. Getcha Groove On (ft. Xzibit)
  10. Take a Look Around
  11. It'll Be OK
  12. Boiler
  13. Hold On (ft. Scott Weiland)
  14. Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) (ft. DMX, Method Man, Redman)
  15. Outro
LYRICS: Genius.com

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ARTIST DETAILS

PRONOUNS: he/him/his for Durst

ABOUT: Limp Bizkit formed in 1994 in Jacksonville, Florida. The band currently consists of Fred Durst (lead vocals), John Otto (drums), Wes Borland (guitar), and DJ Lethal (turntables). Limp Bizkit was founded by Durst and bassist Sam Rivers. Rivers tragically passed away in 2025 at the age of 48. Commercial success at the turn of the century was evened out with controversies at Woodstock '99 and Big Day Out in 2001. Eight of their singles have reached the Top 20 on the U.S. Alternative Airplay chart. In my humble opinion, Fred Durst seems like one of the dumbest dudes on earth, but that shouldn't affect one's opinion about the art on display here.

DISCOGRAPHY: This is the band's third of six albums total. The first was 1997's Three Dollar Bill, Y'all. 1999's Significant Other was the other commercial smash hit. Their most recent is 2021's Still Sucks, released after a ten-year hiatus.

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ADDITIONAL INFO

READING SOME SHIT: a 2014 Vice interview with Fred Durst

WATCHING SOME SHIT: Apparently Fred Durst directed an eHarmony commercial, but I can't find it. Hopefully you can.

RECORD CLUB CONNECTIONS: We continuously check off the lineup from Woodstock '99, and in Limp Bizkit, we have a key player. They join the likes of Dave Matthews Band, Alanis Morissette, the Roots, Rusted Root, Willie Nelson, Guster, and more!

The "feuds" section of Fred Durst's Wikipedia page is pretty hilarious. It starts with Slipknot. I'm surprised that Eminem isn't on there (only going from what Marshall raps on "The Real Slim Shady" about him). Durst's friendships have been all over the place. Weezer's Rivers Cuomo claims to have hung out with Durst a lot when he (Cuomo) was hooked on pills.

Durst is also pals with Ed "Not Complicit" Sheeran, which is strange... only because Fred Durst was, at one point, explicitly pro-Putin and pro-Russia (before later apologizing, saying he was bamboozled by propaganda), and meanwhile, Ed "Not Complicit" Sheeran actually took a stand on that conflict, supporting Ukraine, publicly, in concert, which, oh boy, sure does make his "both sides" stance on the Israeli government murdering Palestinians seem pretty weak, huh? What say you about all this, Fred Durst?

Fred Durst is also pals with Jelly Roll, so I don't really know what to tell you.

MENTIONS ON THE BLOG: "Nookie" was the first piece of music mentioned EVER on this blog, way back on June 23, 2008, by our esteemed colleague Mandy, in a hit piece about Nickelback. That little piece of trivia was followed up on in a Song of the Day entry, and on MMM 048 for the same reason. "Nookie" isn't on this album.

Another path of entry on this blog is that we already covered a movie that was directed by Fred Durst. That movie was called The Fanatic, and it was my second-least-favorite movie of the entire original Never Seen It project (after the worst movie, Avatar). I found out about that movie originally after it was mentioned by Meri in her Your Favorite Movie interview about another John Travolta flick, A Love Song for Bobby Long.

Other than the occasional mention of Limp Bizkit (especially in the context of nü-metal, whenever that genre is discussed), the bulk of writing about this band has been around Song Challenge. Seven songs were chosen over a two-year period: "Behind Blue Eyes" by Bob on SSC Day 49, "Break Stuff" by Bob on SSC Day 59, "My Way" by Allison on YSC Day 43, "Shark Attack" by Allison on YSC Day 57, "Nookie" by Zach on YSC Day 109, "Love the Hate" by Bob on YSC Day 115, and "Break Stuff" by Maeve on YSC Day 150.

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RECORD CLUB ALUMNI ASSOCIATION

This week's discography dive album: M'Boom by Max Roach

This week's follow-up album: Doctrine of Love by Jalen Ngonda and aethermead by Of Montreal

This week's keeping up album (probably): n/a

Listen with us! Keep your favorite Record Club artists in the rotation!

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COUNTDOWN:
69 Weeks Until Week 420

chocolate expo and the hot dog flavored potsie

We are tracking and counting down every week from here on out till Record Club Week 420. We started this countdown 69 weeks out. During Record Club Week 420, we will be covering Donny Most by the esteemed Happy Days virgin Donny Most. The goal for Week 420 of Record Club is that it will feature 69 reviews from 69 different people. 

THIS WEEK: We are 16 weeks away from Week 420.

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Happy listening, RC family!
Have a great week!

In My Place 297

October 24, 2026. 40.07676, -75.08082. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


The core idea of trunk-or-treats is a good one—communities coming together to treat children to candy, which they have to go around and collect—but I think there can be some improvements to make such an event even better. First, why cars? It occurs to me now that you could give candy out from anywhere. You could even give candy out from your own home! Maximum convenience for the adults who are trying to get the candy into the kids' hands. Second, why so close together? Kids have boundless energy, let's make 'em work a little more. Let's have them walk house to house! That way it won't be as crowded. If you pack everyone into a closed parking lot, like we usually do, it gets a little claustrophobic, but imagine how fun it would be to spread our across the entire neighborhood! Third, why charge? If we make each house responsible for their own candy to give out, we can just make it a free event for everybody! Walk around your neighborhood if you want, give out candy if you want, let the kids free on the streets to have fun for no charge! Wouldn't that be a great trunk-or-treat? Imagine if we could pull this off? I don't know if it's doable, but I want to try it this year. A trunk-or-treat, but houses instead of cars, and throughout the whole neighborhood instead of one parking lot, and totally free and voluntary. Think anyone would go for it? And what would we name such a thing?

Saturday, October 24, 2026

Record Club Alumni Association — Minutes from Meeting #20: Meat Wave, Tori Amos, Blaqbonez, Fontaines D.C.

The Record Club Alumni Association meets every week to discuss the larger body of work that our RC alumni have put together, outside of the specific albums that were covered in the main section of our club. You can follow along with everything that the RCAA has covered so far HERE.


(Deeper Dive)

Meat Wave

Malign Hex — RC Week 220 — 3.5 pukes out of 5

The Incessant
February 17, 2017

I get Meat Wave and Mclusky mixed up sometimes, mostly because both are firmly in the wheelhouse of our very own Nate, having chosen both artists less than six months apart in Record Club. We see eye to eye in this regard—bands that rock out like this are worth keeping up with. The way I keep them apart (beyond just not being a dumbass and knowing which is which, a task that isn't actually hard, I'm just using the argument as a crutch for something to write about here, bear with me) is that Mclusky seems to not be taking things very seriously (this is a compliment), but I can't really tell with Meat Wave sometimes. It feels like they use a way milder version of the sarcasm that Mclusky employs, but as a shield over some pretty intense stuff, whereas the smirk of Mclusky goes all the way down to the core. This was what I was thinking about as I listened to The Incessant, which I like in similar ways to Malign Hex. I could see how maybe Malign Hex felt like a retread if you heard them in chronological order. I could also maybe see how Malign Hex felt like a little bit slower, like they lost a tiny bit of energy in the between of the two. Maybe it's just been a while since I've given Meat Wave enough attention and I'm surprised at how energetic The Incessant sounds because I've forgotten. In any case, this shit is still badass, continue to count me in.

GRADE: 4 pukes out of 5


(Follow-up)

Tori Amos

Little Earthquakes — RC Week 187 — 3 pukes out of 5
From the Choirgirl Hotel — RCAA #12 — 3 pukes out of 5

In Times of Dragons
May 1, 2026

Okay, maybe it's that I don't have the energy for Tori Amos? Because I liked this one a lot. Probably liked it more than I have either of the other ones, including the RC album that I listened to many more times. There's not that much of a difference. You know what you're getting with Amos, aesthetically speaking. Maybe she just did enough to mix it up this time? "Gasoline Girls" was by far my favorite, with that dope-ass riff that stuck in my head even after the whole album was done. I was smitten with "Fanny Faudrey" too. It felt out-of-place, in a good way. "Pyrite" had a good drum rhythm. The fact that I'm naming songs that stand out honestly is all you need to know, that there are actually songs that stand out. This was long, too long, but not a slog. There were enough songs that kept things interesting. That's all I want out of this artist! But I just wouldn't have the energy to revisit it more than maybe one more time. I don't need to love every album. Sometimes, listening once and knowing that an artist is doing their thing and doing it well is enough for me!

GRADE: 3.5 pukes out of 5


Blaqbonez

Sex over Love — RC Week 304 — 1.5 pukes out of 5

No Excuses
October 17, 2025

I have written over 250 mini-reviews for post-RC albums from our alumni, and I'm at the point where I sincerely don't know what I'm supposed to do with some of these. Will Blaqbonez ever release something that doesn't sound like the generic pop-rap that is snuck into AI-generated YouTube playlists and play until you realize what's happening and skip them? No, most likely he will not. I am here because, ya know, maybe there's a chance he will surprise me. There's been a few of those over the years, artists that level up but only after their time in Record Club comes and goes. No Excuses is not that album. I have the same conclusions that I did with Sex over Love. Expectations thoroughly maintained! So if I'm not being surprised, then what? Why am I here? It's... well, it's punishment sometimes. I have to listen to Blaqbonez for the rest of my life, and that's my punishment for fucking around with Facebook scammers and turning that STUPID bullshit into a Record Club pick. I'm paying the price. I'm listening to Blaqbonez. It's fine. ("Go Crazy" is pretty good, if you're looking for that one track that sounds anything close to interesting.)

GRADE: 2 pukes out of 5

Nomadinho: 4th Prime
October 16, 2026

Ah SHIT, I forgot for a second that there's been two releases from Blaqbonez since RC covered him. No Excuses was fine but painfully generic. But with an album title like Nomadinho: 4th Prime, maybe THIS is the album that surprises me?! Nahhhhhhh. But—and maybe this is from like Stockholm syndrome or something, what happens after listening to something for x amount of time, two albums in a row absolutely beating me down into a pulp more willing to be open to it—this one sounded better. I still felt the insane density of the "commercialism" (as opposed to "artistry") pressing down upon me as I listened, but it was more bearable on this one? Maybe it was just buying into the fact that I'm only gonna understand like every other word, and the words I do understand sound like gibberish? E.g. during "Big Performer," I'm pretty sure the hook was about Willy Wonka and the Oompa-Loompas? Why? I don't know. But it made me laugh. I want to believe that Blaqbonez is taking all this as seriously as I am. That's not going to improve his skills as an artist, but it's going to, at the very least, not make me want to die as I listen to two hours of pop rap. ("Ca$h Out" is pretty good, if you're looking for that one track that sounds anything close to interesting.)

GRADE: 2.5 pukes out of 5


(Keeping Up)

Fontaines D.C.

Dogrel — RC Week 11 — 4.5 pukes out of 5
A Hero's Death — individual 2020 review — 3.5 pukes out of 5
Skinty Fia — RC f/u #7 — 4 pukes out of 5
ROMANCE — RC f/u #36 — 4.5 pukes out of 5

Dopamine Chamber
October 16, 2026

Fontaines D.C. joins the five-timers club in RCAA, those artists that have four more albums since RC covered an album in the main club. Outside of RC even, five albums is enough to start to come up with the official narrative. Here's what I'm seeing recently: Fontaines have gotten better and better, and those who cling to Dogrel being their best are woefully behind the times. See, I do think that Dogrel is their best, still, but I don't think I fit into the category that the strawman in this logical fallacy is trying to paint. As you can see from the grades above, it just took me a little bit to adjust. By the time this band dropped ROMANCE, I was totally bought in again. I thought their most recent album was the closest they'll ever get to Dogrel in terms of quality. And the funny thing is that ROMANCE is about as far as Fontaines have ever been from Dogrel in terms of sound.

Okay, so what of Dopamine Chamber? The most efficient description I've heard of it so far is "ROMANCE after dark." That's accurate. It also results in some real great songs. But it must be said (ad nauseam at this point) that the "after dark" description does nothing to address my inherent needs or wants in rock music. "After dark" means slower and more intentional and sleeker. Fontaines D.C. has managed to strip away everything that made Dogrel special at this point. The incredible thing is that I still really like this music and this band. I think this is a fantastic album. And I also think that the sound is "big" in a way that I appreciate (not exactly the "big" foretold in the Dogrel song "Big," but close enough). Something like "Demolition," which is huge but oddly cold. I guess that's the post-punk still working through this band. The robot voices in "Tongue" add to the coldness, but the gigantic drums add to the scope of the sound, basically calling it even.

This is not a misstep, just another step. I am fully invested in this band, and I will follow them even if they go in a direction that is not to my own preferences. I do not feel the same elation that I felt with ROMANCE, but of course, that's by design. Interesting stuff. I'm definitely willing to reevaluate in a while and see if it grows and if anything else opens up for me. Until then, let's say this is a good album from a great band.

GRADE: 3.5 pukes out of 5


(Random RCAA News)
  • Olivia Rodrigo's incredible "Expectations" gets a remix, featuring Chappell Roan, and a very fun music video featuring both of them plus Talking Heads' David Byrne.
  • MUNA is on their "Gets So Hot" tour, and, unfortunately, their bus took that tour name serious and caught fire.
  • Not sure Fontaines D.C. needed defending (they are very good, see above), but Paramore's Hayley Williams has defended them anyway.
  • Shaquille O'Neal's hangin' out with some fucking loser in the FBI, rough stuff!

Let us know if you'd like to join RCAA and write about any of these albums! There's a lot to discover!

In My Place 296

October 23, 2026. 40.07251, -75.0762. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


It was a bad week, the classic cliché "bad week at work," and here we are at Friday, needing to unwind, and I have very few ways of doing so now. But pizza has stuck with me, and so pizza it is. Too many slices of pizza, on a Friday night, to forget about the week that preceded it.

Friday, October 23, 2026

Discussion — Week 403: Exuma by Exuma


Anybody doing those fucking trunk-or-treats this year? We had one last week, and we have one tomorrow night. Shameful shit. Wait, what's that? I already went on this screed last year? Whoops, I guess I did. Just ignore me. We're here to talk about the album anyway. What did you think about Exuma? A good time? I had a good time. Always cool to have never heard of an artist at all before RC hands you a great album that that artist created. What are our closing thoughts on the matter? Let's discuss below. TGIF.

Exuma, Sunny


Hell yes brothers and sisters. The combination of sing-cry-wailing, zombie noises, unconventional instruments, harmonizing, and that big-ass bass drum are unironically entertaining and moving. I barely know anything about what's "going on here" and I don't care. The music has all the signifiers of being big without needing to explain itself. All hail the Obeah Man!!

Exuma, Catherine


I'm thrilled I had an excuse to revisit this one. There's really nothing like it. Every track is so unexpected, and some of them—"Seance in the Sixth Fret particularly"—are hardly songs at all in the traditional sense. Experimental music can sometimes bore me to tears (or make me irrationally angry), but this is tethered to so much personality and history that I find every single sound so incredible. I never knew I needed frogs and crickets and whistles and howling wolves and ZOMBIES but I don't wanna go back. I know Tony McKay / Exuma never saw true mainstream success, but I think that's a testament to his unwavering singularity. I love that this album tells a complete story. In the first song he introduces himself to us, coming down to Earth on a lightning bolt and into his mama's belly, and in the final track, the angels call him home. Heaven, hell, birth, and death in an unending cycle. Obviously my takes on the album I chose won't be a surprise to anyone, but I love the lyrics, I love the sound, I love the album—full stop.

Exuma, Joe


I guess Halloween playlists have been a thing for a while. This is my assumption based on the number of generic examples one can find if they visit their closest algorithmic music streaming service. But this year is the first time the idea of "Halloween music" has been codified within my own household. I'm not too upset, since the kids are putting it together themselves, piece by piece, and that happens by asking "Daddy, can you add [insert song] onto the Halloween playlist?" and me manually going into the old iPod that they use and uploading said song from my computer. No algorithms, basically. But I think that they are getting the idea of what exactly is Halloween music from the already established norms of the music marketing industry that is slowing gathering steam in their attempts to market "Halloween music" in the same way that they market "Christmas music," i.e. that there are certain indicators that indelibly mark something as "Halloween music," even if the song itself was never intended to be so in its creation period. These indicators are usually thematic. For example, a song like "Werewolves of London" is supposedly a Halloween song now. Why? Because it's about werewolves. It's not actually about werewolves (what it's actually about is besides the point in this paragraph), but there's the word. Werewolves. It's a Halloween song. Sits comfortably next to "Monster Mash" by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers now on my kids' classic iPod.

According to the generally agreed upon criteria as our 21st century holiday-as-commercialism society has cemented it, "Exuma, the Obeah Man" would be a Halloween song. That is because the song begins with a wolf howling. "Mama Loi, Papa Loi" is a Halloween song too. It mentions zombies, you see. That's enough to get it on the playlist. Now, would my kids question their inclusion on the playlist if I put these songs on there without warning her first? Of course. I'm speaking academically on the subject of Halloween songs, but my eight-year-old doesn't give a fuck about any of that. She was giving me shit about adding "She Wolf" by Shakira, even though there is a direct path to entry for the kids on that one (Shakira sang the main song from both Zootopia films) in addition to the subject matter undeniable branding it as Halloween related. And I don't like the idea of "Halloween playlists" being a thing either, mind you. I'm just mentioning all of this because I've suffered through a few weeks of "This Is Halloween" by the townsfolk of Halloween Town and "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr. (they are unfortunately still too young for the Vargskelethor version) and now I'm listening to Exuma and this is—coincidentally, but still—definitely feeling like a breath of fresh air, as far as "Halloween music" goes.

It's borderline insulting to describe this album as such, I'm mostly being facetious to make the point about Halloween music. But I also can't deny that it's fitting, for the season. The hesitation comes from the fact that, culturally speaking, Exuma's music was deeply personal and specific, and the insulting thing to do would be to retrofit it to someone else's culture, i.e. our crass bullshit consumerism culture where all arts and entertainment are crowbarred into whatever season we're in now to sell more trinkets. I think the word I'm looking for is "authentic." That's the word I would use to describe Exuma. And there's something deeply inauthentic about saying "oh well there's a wolf howling at the beginning of this album, don't you want to listen to it now, here, deep in the spooky month of October?"

Especially because Exuma himself, a.k.a. Tony McKay (though he specifically explains in the lyrics that, on this album, he is not Tony McKay, he is Exuma, the Obeah Man), was pretty firm about this not being your garden-variety "voodoo man" bullshit, whatever white Americans have in their head about that subject. Like, he's begging you to not picture Keith David as Dr. Facilier in The Princess and the Frog. This is a musician who is playing up the angle of "this is my culture, this is where I live," which bends more toward, like, religious beliefs than mystical powers. It's rooted in cultural tradition—emancipated slaves who emigrated to (e.g.) the Bahamas would celebrate freedom around Christmastime (i will fucking kill you if you attempt to call this music christmas music), using chanting and upbeat rhythms and a whole bunch of percussion instruments. This music is rooted in tradition. Attempting to shoehorn this particular sound into our tradition of asking neighbors for candy is bullshit, fucking bullshit.

But that was my first thought, so what can ya do. I'm infected with the same virus you are.

It's authentic, though, I think that's what I really wanted to say. It's probably one of the most authentic albums we've ever listened to in this Record Club. There is no pretense here, no indication that it was done for any reason other than Exuma the artist speaking his truth as a human being and as a Bahamian. There was a lot of discussion about "authenticity" as this most recent book club, vis-à-vis Springsteen being "authentic" on Nebraska, and that authenticity becoming the album's value. It depends on how you look at it. Is it authentic when an artist hides behinds the characters created within that artistry? If so, Nebraska is inauthentic... but then is Exuma as well? Because Tony McKay created a character who is not real but through him what's real is spoken. It's all up to interpretation, sure. Ultimately, I'm defining "authenticity" as "a means to get to the truth," and so I would say that Exuma (and Nebraska, yes) is authentic.

I will also admit that I usually jump right to the "authentic" description when I'm learning something new, so you should take all this with a grain of salt. Exuma is my one and only entry into Bahamas music and Junkanoo, so I have no choice but to believe it's authentic. I have nothing and no one else telling me differently. I hear a slide whistle at the end of "Exuma, the Obeah Man," I hear the jumble of percussion instruments on "Junkanoo" and think that it sounds like a parade, because that's what I'm told is the tradition here and who the fuck am I to say otherwise? I hear the psychedelic mania of "Seance in the Sixth Fret" and have no other option, I must believe that this is authentically Exuma, attempting to heal the audience through words and sounds, the gong signaling the point of change.

I need to believe this, but why shouldn't I? What's the point of disbelieving? I'm not talking about my lifestyle here, I'm talking about listening to music, and attempting to hear truth from an artist. There is no risk in believing Exuma. There is no liability in choosing to view the art as authentic. I listen because it makes me feel good, to hear it, to hear what I believe is truth.

That's probably why I hate the Halloween playlist phenomenon. There is no attempt at finding deeper truths there. It's simply an attempt to move more bags of candy off the shelves. If I want to feel in tune with the spirits that supposedly haunt this month on the calendar, then there's one album I'm comfortable listening to now.

GRADE: 4 pukes out of 5

In My Place 295

October 22, 2026. 40.06329, -75.08642. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


A bizarre, surreal memory of being in like high school and walking down this road, through the construction site that once was, back when they were building that bridge yonder, or rather refurbishing it, the street under it, ya know, all that, and I musta been walking from Burholme to Wawa if I had to guess, or vice versa, and suddenly I run into the dad of one of my grade school friends, he's on the construction crew, we make small talk and then I walk away, and it strikes me now, on this currently drive, as I listen to music that isn't really catching my interest and so my mind is wandering, through this memory and crash into the realization that I am probably the same age now as he was then, which is a realization that must crash down upon everyone eventually, that the adults you see in your mind's eye from long ago are actually younger in that memory than you are, even though you still don't see yourself as an adult, there it is, the evidence, Mr. W. and his wife were probably at least a couple years younger than my mom, which meant that Mr. W. was probably in his mid-30s when he was working third shift trying to complete the underpass on Cottman Ave. at Ryers Station, which my mind can't comprehend and so I file it away till I turn 40.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

Never Seen It #343: Candyman

The blog, I can assure you, will be exquisite. As for our attempt to watch 500 movies we've never seen before, there is nothing to fear. Our names will be written on a thousand walls. Our crimes told and retold by our faithful believers. We shall die together in front of their very eyes and give them something to be haunted by. Come with me and be immortal.


Candyman
1992
Bernard Rose

Zoom: October 21, 2026, 9 PM to 10 PM

Participants: Allison, Bobby, Brianna, Joe, Sam

Alright, so here's what happens in Candyman (as it was solidified in my brain, mid-Zoom). Helen is doing her research on urban legends. She is intrigued by one in particular. Then she finds out that there is a community near her that actually believes in this legend, and who are attributing real crimes to the supernatural being of Candyman. She does her due diligence and investigates. She goes to the building where he's supposedly killed. She runs across a gang leader who attacks her. She is traumatized. After she is traumatized, she has a nervous breakdown, and, during blackouts, starts to act violently toward others. She beheads a dog, steals a baby, then kills her friend, kills her psychiatrist, and so on. All the time attributing it to Candyman, who she can see now. She, in her trauma, is attributing these real crimes to a supernatural being, same as those who have been traumatized by severe poverty. In the end, she overcomes the adversity of her trauma, and saves the baby. She keeps the legend alive, because the legend is a balm for this community. They pay tribute to her sacrifice at her funeral.

Now, whether you want to view the movie like this is up to you. If you want to view it as a movie about a horror movie villain who kills and frames the protagonist, that's your right. But if you view it that way, you might find a worse movie. An illogical movie. That's what the Zoom discussion ended up being, a discussion about whether this movie made sense. Which is a good thing to talk about! If a movie doesn't make sense, then it's not going to be an enjoyable experience! So maybe my theory about Candyman being not real within the framework of the movie but instead a symptom of Helen's traumatic break, maybe that is just my way of dealing with the trauma of a bad film. I don't know! But, within my own trauma, I am imagining that I liked this movie a lot.

Some other thoughts that we discussed:
  • Was it scary? Is scariness the way we judge horror movies? The quantity and quality of jump scares, etc.?
  • Was the acting good? Tony Todd was "doing a lot with a little"
  • Comparisons to Hellraiser were apt, in terms of what "internal logic" means in horror films
  • Allison pointed out the opening lines ("They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for if not for shedding? With my hook for a hand, I'll split you from your groin to your gullet. I came for you.") and how the first half "hooks" you, and the second half is silly.
  • Would it have been more logical to have Candyman's origin story closer to the community that is spotlighted in the narrative?
  • This is a story about stories, about a storyteller whose story becomes her.
  • Trevor! The infidelity subplot is silly and/or stupid.
  • The VHS cover with the bees was evocative, multiple people remember this cover from Blockbuster days (I specifically remember seeing it at Pathmark's video rental section)
  • Source material took place in Liverpool, this takes place in Chicago—missing our Chicago friends for this discussion!
  • There are multiple sequels, and the 2021 film is NOT a remake, but a direct sequel (screenplay by Jordan Peele)
  • There is lasting imagery here, including the bees (the actor actually put the bees in his mouth)
  • Is the character of Candyman iconic? You don't see kids dressed up like him for Halloween, simply because you can't (no mask), which might hurt its commercial appeal?
  • Do we care about the protagonist?
I'm arguing that we do, but maybe that's because I'm particularly drawn to the idea of storytelling, of urban legends, of talking to people as a profession, that sort of thing. I felt a kinship with the type of person who is going to follow a lead and go talk to people who are living an experience that you are fascinated by. Let's not go to heavy on the score, but I think I'm comfortable with at least a 3.5 pukes out of 5 on this one. A lot to talk about, and, as a storyteller, that drew me to this film's story.

How about you? What did you think? If you weren't at the Zoom, let's chat about it in the comments!

(NEXT TIME: Our first small group of Film Club Q7 takes us to the House Party.)

In My Place 294

October 21, 2026. 39.95297, -75.16567. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Setting of the meeting: repurposed college classroom, one I've been in for way too many boring-ass work meetings and trainings before; I go right to the back, as far back as I can, straight to the corner, far enough away that I'm used for help to figure out whether the speaker needs a microphone (i.e. "can you hear me? joe, can you hear me?").

Kind of surreal, when you think about it—and I do, today, a lot, because this is boring shit and my mind has a way of wandering, latching onto big thoughts, to get through the petty small thoughts that assault me during meetings like this—that I'm sitting here, in the shadow of the ancient building that marks the center and heart of this city, one of the most famous cities in the world. Like, that someone in fucking Omaha or Hamburg or Istanbul can pick up a tourist pamphlet for Philadelphia, U.S.A., and they'll see a picture of this building, and here I am, living my humdrum fucking life right next to the same building. Almost impossible to rectify those two realities. But I tried, because the meeting was boring as fuuuuuuuuck.

(Substance of the meeting: repurposed as fiction, here on this blog, eventually—close readers will recognize it when it arrives, others will be confused and let it pass by and forget about it forever.)

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Shelter from the Storm: Hangin' on the Corner / Party in the Street

Joe is rewriting all his old Xanga posts from 2005 onward, and I think this will probably be the last one.

November 1, 2005, 3:34 PM

It's been a wild ride.

I just feel like something's changed, these past four days. The end of October had a newness to it. Autumn typically signals the end of something, but I feel like, this time, it's just the beginning. And I've loved every minute of it.

I know it won't be like this forever. There will come a time when the autumn of my life arrives, and the summery youth wanes. Today is not that day. Today—this extended holiday weekend, really—has solidified my place in the world, socially and perhaps emotionally as well. I feel a peace, like this is where I'm meant to be. It won't last forever, but in the very best moments, I'm able to trick myself into thinking it will.

Let's look over some of those moments over the past half of a week, turn them over in our hands and examine them, so that we might document and remember, what it felt like to be like this, this right here, in this place, with these people.

On Friday, I hit the town with my favorite platonic pals: Kristin and Cindy and Mary and Keelan. "Hitting the town" means, currently, that we hung out, but we were mobile about it. You don't stay in one place when you're chilling with friends. Instead, you ping-pong around the neighborhood. It's a ritual geared toward the perpetual sense of searching for adventure. You go to this place and that hoping that "something happens." But even when it doesn't, then you still are left with the satisfaction of hanging out and fucking around with your friends all night.

So that's what we did Friday night. We completed the ritual. We searched for adventure, us five. We walked through the woods at Burholme, then continued up Cottman to Wendy's, then all the way up Oxford to Wawa, then continuing up to Four Points to Dunkin. I feel like we've taken this route before. We've traced and retraced steps so many times in this town that I can feel the grooves. Adventure did not find us, but in the absence of something solid, we instead cling to the gaseous sense of adventure, the one that permeates everything we do, no matter how monotonous it might seem to outsiders. The search for adventure becomes the adventure. And we found it well, and intact, and kept it safe and unbroken, fit to be found another day.

On Saturday, I woke up with a motivation to find that other sense of adventure, the solid kind, the one that stays put and sits with you, the kind you can touch and feel and pick up and feel its weight. And there's no better place to find such a thing than Burholme. Instead of passing through like we had done the previous night, I set up camp. Flare guns were aimed at the sky via text message, imploring all those with ways and means to find their way to my party, there in the dark woods.

If I said that only seven people showed up, then maybe you might think I was disappointed. But I wasn't. I could only be disappointed if not a single person showed up to partake in the ritual of underage drinking. Seven! What a gift, to have seven friends in this context. That's a magical number too. Seven has mystical properties, that wasn't lost on me. To share a cold one with seven friends makes one feel like they are one with the universe.

After the limited number of brews were tapped dry, we gave up and let the solid sense of adventure liquify, let it flow down the river of Central Ave., to the bright pink facade of Hunan Wok's. You might not believe it if you're not from around here, but it's easy to picture if you are: there were at least 30 other kids congregated there already, just hanging out. I think what must have happened was that, well, they were searching for adventure too. All of us kids, coming from separate corners of the globe neighborhood, and meeting here.

Coincidentally—that's key. This wasn't planned, this rendezvous. We were here by mistake. But, thinking about it another way, perhaps it was meant to be. If you pump enough molecules into a limited space, then they are all gonna bounce off each other eventually. This night, this glorious, crowded Saturday night, is what happens when you put enough restless kids in one town and set 'em free. They meet up, they bounce off each other, then they disperse into the night.

Sunday? Nothing, nothing to note. Oh, whoops, maybe this ruins the narrative's momentum. Not every day is fun, ya know. We caused our mischief already, no sense of waiting till Mischief Night. Maybe Mischief Night is when I like to relax.

But Monday... ah. Halloween. We're at an in-between time for this holiday, I know it. Too old for candy in pillowcases, too young for open-bar shenanigans at beef and beer halls. So we made the best of it, mainly by pressing against the generational barriers erected on either side of us. Maryrose and I attempted to push toward the younger extreme by doing some "trick-or-treating," which mostly involved knocking on doors whose houses had no lights on, and playing dumb when someone finally answered the door in bathrobes or slippers or night masks (call it a reverse of Ding Dong Ditch, maybe).

And then a few of us tested boundaries in the other direction, acting older than we were, drinking stuff that the judge says we can't drink. You know the story. You've heard this tale so many times on this Xanga. It's to the point where parents are reading it, and they are getting worried. So many questions might arise, such as: what did they drink; how quickly did they drink it; where did they get it; how can we prevent this sort of behavior in the future. I mean, I don't have the answers for you. All I know is that I survived, I tested the limits and I survived to see another day, even if that another day is full of the interior of trash cans and plastic bags that I'm puking into.

Don't be concerned, please. In fact, you should be enthralled, enthused, ecstatic. You, yes you! The kids reading this Xanga post right now! Something fucking crazy is happening in my neighborhood. We're all coming out, out into the street. We're leaving the front door ajar as we flat-foot it across lawns and hop onto bikes and into cars or just keep running. The adventure is now. We are free, out here. There are no parents. There are no worries, no cares. Everything that happens during the daytime? All those restrictions, those anxieties? Tests, homework, jobs, responsibilities, expectations? You can leave it all behind.

It doesn't matter where you are now. What I'm telling you is that you should be here. This is my neighborhood, and it's yours too. Take the trip. Hang out with me this weekend. Don't be bored. Find adventure, and find it here. Give me a call, and we'll paint the town red.


Comments

VinylVixen89: If you supply the paint, I'll bring the brushes.

Anonymous: I had a dream last night I met Paul Simon after the show and we were hanging out at his place drinking whiskey. It was a werid dream I must say. Early this morning I were at the coffee shop with my cousin, she said to me that I should make a new website since my old website got shut down because the credit card wasn't working right for some reason.
I love you,
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In My Place 293

October 20, 2026. 40.07165, -75.069. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


There's a difference between scared of the real and scared of the unreal. We're scared all the time, we humans, but being smart about it means being able to delineate between the shit you're supposed to be afraid of and the shit that doesn't exist.

A quick analysis in my brain told me that the fear I felt before traversing through the pitch-black woods on this autumn evening would be fear of the unreal. There's a non-zero probability of a real danger, like with a wild animal or something I guess, or tripping and twisting my ankle on a rock, but I don't think that's exacerbated in the dark. No, the dark only exacerbates the unreal fears, like, uh, fear of Candyman poking his bloody hook out from behind a tree. I feel the fear of the unknown, but I have the ability to push that aside, to focus on the known, and to determine that it was all good. Flashlight on, eight-minute shortcut through the woods, no problem.

It was silent in there, completely silent. To be honest, if I yelled as loud as I could, I bet you Pam could have heard me from our house. I'm saying if I twisted my ankle and needed help or something. So that was a comfort too. If Candyman gutted me? Probably wouldn't have time to yell. But that's not real. It's very easy to do something like walk through the woods at night when you don't believe in scary things that aren't real.

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

A Year of Blind Spots: Ambient 1: Music for Airports

Joe is working through a list of albums that he considers "blind spots," i.e. albums that he's never heard but feels like he should.


1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die:

If the first three solo records Brian Eno released in the early 1970s represented a left turn from his work with Roxy Music, then 1975's Discreet Music was virtually a lift-off into space. The quartet of drifting, peculiarly hypnotic soundscapes, three of them reinventions of Pachelbel's "Canon in D Major," marked his first forays into what he called ambient music. The idea was a progression of sorts from French composer Erik Satie's creation in 1920 of musique d'ameublement: literally, "furniture music," designed less to be listened to and more to be occasionally overheard. Discreet Music was conceived during an extended hospital visit; for its follow-up, Eno produced this set, inspired by a similarly sterile environment.

"It must be ignorable as it is interesting," wrote Eno on the liner notes to Ambient 1: Music for Airports. As a manifesto, it could scarcely have been more fully realized. The four shapeless works drift glacially in and out of focus: a ghostly choir, some muted brass, countless piano teardrops (played on "1/1" by Robert Wyatt). And yet despite the lack of structure, it is never displeasing, due chiefly to its astutely grounded tonality.

Some critics called it boring, missing the point by a mile. Undeterred, Eno followed Ambient 1: Music for Airports with numerous other records of a similar bent, most notably 1982's mysterious, enveloping Ambient 4: On Land, and the gorgeously ethereal Apollo: Atmospheres and Soundtracks from 1983. However, it is as a producer that he found greater renown, famously working with Apollo collaborator Daniel Lanois on U2's The Joshua Tree.

Joe:

Okay, just because I'm calling it "boring" doesn't mean I'm missing the point. I get the point. I think it's a good point, an interesting point, even. The point being that we should recontextualize what we think of when we think of "music as art." That it's still art if we engage with it in a different way. Brian Eno's point is foisted upon us in this album, as there is literally nothing to engage with, and so we must push it to the background. This is where, according to Eno, we are able to "create space for thought." Yes, okay, I get it! If we're judging a work of art by how well it achieves its stated goals, then Ambient 1: Music for Airports is an obvious success.

But it's still boring, is the thing. This is what I want: I want music to be exciting. That's the point I usually try to make in album reviews (which this is not, it's more of an explainer, but still), that I tend to like music that is exciting, i.e. catchy or uptempo or melody-forward or whatever. Not all of my favorite music is like that, I'm speaking generally, with plenty of exceptions. There was no chance on earth that I was going to find Music for Airports exciting, because it's not designed to be that. It's designed to be something else completely. And I understand what it's supposed to be, I do! Just because I come back to the same conclusion that it's boring as shit doesn't mean I don't understand it, and I feel insulted that the book would imply that.

I understand that this is the landmark ambient album, in that it's considered the "best" ambient album, as well as the album that literally coined the term. The idea "of" ambient music, as noted above, was not new, but Eno called it that in the title of this album, and that's the term that stuck. I don't think it sticks as well if Ambient 1 wasn't also considered a top-tier ambient album right off the bat. Moreover, I think that it doesn't stick as well if this was "ambient + [something else]." Not that it could have, this early in ambient's existence, I'm just speaking hypothetically. But think of the other well-known and well-appreciated albums that have the "ambient" tag on them.

Think about Selected Ambient Works 85-92, as an example from this very column. I liked that album when I finally got around to it a year ago. In that column, I discussed how "ambient" was a misnomer, and that it was actually an electronic album that functioned in the same way, ideologically, as an ambient album. Ambient 1: Music for Airports, instead, created the function and the ideology. It's pure ambient, on its own self-created terms. This is the reason that this album is known as an important one, because of how much of genesis it was for a whole fucking wing of music. This is, consequentially, the reason that I felt the compulsion to check it out. I'm at the point where I know what I like, but equally like the act of exploring what I don't know I like.

So I know I don't like Brian Eno's ambient music. I know this for certain. It's funny, if you go back at read the second entry in this ongoing blog series, six years and 338 column entries ago, the one about Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads, you'll get some backchat about Brian Eno. Too much chat for someone who didn't really know anything about the guy at that point.

I still don't—his production discography is massive, too big to ever presume a solid understanding of it—but I am here at a critical juncture in his solo career, and an important moment in the formation of his legacy, and I can say this: I get it. I get what was appealing to a certain type of person. That type of person values what the art means over the art itself, to a fault. I can't seem to ever bring myself fully outside the value of the art itself, though, and so I'm stuck with an ambient album that is pretty fucking boring.

Listen to the album in full:

In My Place 292

October 19, 2026. 40.08664, -75.04482. See the updated map here. See all the blog posts here.


Calling out sick is the thing that discombobulates me the most. Especially when I'm not the one sick, when I have to call out because others need my care. Then it feels like I'm playing hooky. It's actually a tough emotion to get a grip on, that feeling that the world is still turning without you, that people are out there living their lives, still, even as you press pause on yours. I guess this is why people are afraid to die, because they feel like they're going to be missing out on something. A way to combat that would be to try your best to practice the belief that wherever you are, that's where you're supposed to be. Whether it be at home, at work, in the Aldi supermarket, or in hell.

Monday, October 19, 2026

The PoYB Monthly Playlist: October 2026

You get a dozen songs every month, in playlist form, that act as official PoYB music recommendations, since none of the other music columns are necessarily recommending anything, just exploring. These are your recs. Fuck the algorithm.


I don't know if I'm going to continue this column into 2027. It's a nice way to reflect on some of the good tunes I have discovered over the past month, yes, but do I need to do that here, in this form? Or is there a more efficient way to do it that doesn't involve writing a blog post? I don't know. Lots of hard questions about PoYB as we finish out the year.

October 2026




1. "Do Yourself a Favor" by the Tubs — I expect greatness at this point from every Tubs release, because third time's a charm. Almost every song on this album sounds like a hit. But since we can only choose one for the playlist, I'm choosing this one, since its synth riff has basically played on repeat in my head for five weeks now.

2. "Versailles" by Carly Rae Jepsen — A little secret I'll share with you now (especially in the context of "should I keep this blog column going") is that a lot of these picks are basically darts thrown at a board, the choice is wherever it lands. When you have a good album, sometimes it doesn't matter what song ends up here. There were like 20+ choices from Jepsen's new one. You get the point I'm trying to make with any of them, that point being "hey, check out this new album."

3. "Not Bad for New Jersey" by Brian Fallon — This new album (of which this song is the title track) of Brian Fallon's I think is, officially, his best. This is comparing it to other solo albums, and NOT against Gaslight Anthem albums. But anyways. Hey, do you know who produced this album? Butch Walker! That's right! The currently disgraced member of the RC band Train! The guy who's produced so many albums that I like, and the guy who dated a fifteen-year-old when he was in his mid-30s! I like to see art as the distinct vision of the listed artist. For example, this album is by Brian Fallon, who wrote the songs and performed them and probably didn't know that the dude behind the dials had a sordid past. It's similar to saying that child sex abuser Jeffrey Jones was an integral part of Deadwood, but it wasn't his vision, he didn't create Deadwood. He was a part of it, but not the reason for it. I'd still watch Deadwood, conscience-free. This isn't an excuse, I'm just explaining my own emotions, and where my mind draws the line. Take it or leave it.

4. "Jesus Christ Supercar" by Adult DVD — I try to listen to an album a little bit before I download it, but sometimes all the tastemakers I follow online recommend the same exact thing, so I download it sight unseen (or, uh, sound unheard?). Adult DVD was one of them. It doesn't always work. Sometimes, the album in question is just okay. Adult DVD's self-titled is pretty good. It wouldn't be my first recommendation. But if you think about it, the tastemakers in question (I'm talking about music critics, by the way), they are recommending a bunch of shit to me, just like I'm recommending a bunch of shit to you too. Maybe Adult DVD was like mid-tier to everyone. If that's the case, I'll continue the trend, and recommend it to you, along with their best/best-named song.

5. "La La La" by Segun Buckner — We were talking about Willow's class project where she has to pick a country and make a display for it, and I was thinking back on when I did a similar thing in elementary school. My country was Nigeria. I remember the flag well. And then I read something shortly after that about Nigeria 80, a compilation of Nigerian music that acted as an update for a 2001 compilation called Nigeria 70, featuring a quick history of funk and rock music from Nigeria, the exact same year that I did a presentation on that country. I wish I would've known about it back then.

6. "Billy Came Back" by This Is Lorelei — I hate bumping the hot single on this playlist, but sometimes it's inevitable. I accidentally heard this song on XPN and fell in love with it before the album landed. A big no-no! I honestly thought it was a Phoebe Bridgers song at first. Those backing vocals are definitely Phoebe, right? Uncredited? Come on. It's obvious.

7. "Cloak & Dagger" by Perennial — The AC/DC format strikes again. "Every song sounds the same." "Yeah, but it's a great fucking song." I am familiar with Perennial through three albums now, and they all sounds pretty similar. It's a pretty great album, though.

8. "learning to drive again" by Adeem the Artist — This appears to be a Bandcamp-only release, not on YouTube, so I added "Heritage of Arrogance" in its spot to the above list, and implore you to check out the actual song HERE, on Bandcamp. The more I listen to it, the more I think it might be Adeem's best song yet. They make it personal, which will certainly dispel any notion of this artist's craft being driven by tokenism, I think.

9. "11,000 Volts" by Sunday Mourners — I dunno, man, sometimes I just want something that sounds like Parquet Courts. Did I see that a dude from that band was embarking on a solo career or something? Honestly, I'd rather just listen to a completely different band who reminds me of Parquet Courts. Sometimes you gotta be judicious with replacement sounds.

10. "No Friends" by Dinosaur Jr. — Having like a decent chunk of their music for a good long while now, it was nice read this Pitchfork feature and actually getting a sense of who the fuck these people are. Better late than never for yours truly. On the other hand, it feels like maybe this is the first time anyone knew anything real and true about the band or about J Mascis.

11. "Adios Mexico" by Texas Tornados — Okay, so I had a hankering to listen to some Tejano music, because I was thinking about that Selena album, and how it might be my favorite album from A Year of Blind Spots so far, after 340 albums so far, six years of doing that shit. And then I went to RYM and searched that genre tag, and chose the top non-Selena artist. That was Texas Tornados. I was mildly disappointed, but it was still pretty fun. I guess I wanted less accordion and more chintzy, corny keyboard playing. In any case, this song was the closest to what I wanted. I think I should just try another Selena album next time instead.

12. "The Megazord" by Gilla Band — No idea what to make of this noise-rock band. It's intriguing, if anything. I'm putting the most intriguing one, here at the end of the playlist, so that you can skip it and end the playlist early, in case it's not your thing. Is it my thing? I think??? Not sure yet. Let me get back to you.