Monday, December 19, 2016

2016 in Music: Top Ten Albums

Honorable Mentions

20. Goodness by the Hotelier
19. Blue Wave by Operators
18. Blisters in the Pit of My Heart by Martha
17. Wake Up Laughing by Music Band
16. Everything You've Come to Expect by the Last Shadow Puppets
15. Shape Shift with Me by Against Me!
14. Midnight Run by Connections
13. Beyond the Fleeting Gales by Crying
12. A Sailor's Guide to Earth by Sturgill Simpson
11. Jet Plane and Oxbow by Shearwater

Top Ten Albums of 2016

10. Pretty Years by Cymbals Eat Guitars

I've come to realize that I tend to enjoy Philly bands a little more than I typically would if they were from anywhere else. There's hometown pride, sure, but there's also that sense that, ya know, these kids had similar experiences to me. It helps me relate to the subject matter. So when Cymbals Eat Guitars starts a song with "Stepped down from the SEPTA to the empty street," I can picture myself doing the same. Anyways, this is all to say that Pretty Years is a bomb ass rock album that I like.

9. City Sun Eater in the River of Light by Woods

Honestly, if you lined up all nine (nine!) of Woods' albums, and shuffled 'em up, you might be hard pressed to tell them apart. Woods has one sound—chill, laid back folk rock tunes with that fantastic falsetto—and they do it well. But Woods ages like fine fucking wine. It doesn't matter how many times they repeat themselves, the shit gets better and better every album.

8. Album by the Sun Days

I was accused online of having a top ten list that is very white-dude-with-guitars heavy. And that's true! And I don't know how to feel about it. But the Sun Days were pointed to as the sole exception. So thank you, Sun Days. Not only did you give us the bright, sunny jangle-pop-rock album we needed this year, but you also were able to give me an out when accused of being musically sexist.

7. A Loud Bash of Teenage Feelings by Beach Slang

Beach Slang is the band I turn to on those bus rides home at four in the morning, when I need something to translate the feelings I have after a great night. There is no band in the world better at saying "I am drunk and I've never been this alive" with their music.

6. Ruminations by Conor Oberst

I can't remember the last time that an album featuring zero drum tracks made it onto this yearly list. Maybe never? Anyways, that should go to show you how important drums are to me in music, and should further show you how good a record has to be in order to overcome that. Overcome it Oberst does on this fun little album.

5. Blackstar by David Bowie

Are you exhausted of reading about this album yet? How about how every music critic uses this hook: the music is really good, and even better when you look at it in the context of it being Bowie's final transmission from this mortal earth. That's pretty good, right? And it's true! At times, the album is downright haunting, and to think that Bowie was truly using this as his own obituary makes it that much more powerful.

4. Nonagon Infinity by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard

I weirdly thought of Barney Stinson the first time I heard this album. I recall, in a How I Met Your Mother episode I'm too lazy to look up, Barney describes how to compile the perfect mixtape. He said that some people will start strong and then slow it down, but he starts strong and goes stronger and doesn't stop. That's how this album is. There are no slow songs. This psych rock record is fucking relentless. One song bleeds into the other, and every song is so stuffed with ideas, that it take multiple listens to get it all straight. I thought about using this as a workout album, but I dunno I how would be able to run in 5/4 time.

3. Light upon the Lake by Whitney

Julien Ehrlich has one of the most strained falsettos you'll ever hear. I can't even believe it's real sometimes. Yet somehow, it works. And he (also the drummer), along with rest of the band, takes us through ten tracks of pure AM rock joy. From the sweet nostalgia of "Golden Days" to the road trip-ready groove of "No Matter Where We Go," this was the go-to summer album. I posted up on the beach at Wildwood with a cooler of beers and Light upon the Lake this summer. It was a good ass day.

2. Cardinal by Pinegrove

I don't know if it would be appropriate, but I will probably end up spending the next few paragraphs explaining why Cardinal is not #1 this year. Because let the record show, this is one of the best albums of the fucking decade. Unless 2017-2019 are crazy fruitful, this album might even end up Top Five of the '10s. But in 2016, it's #2.

I guess the main reason is that it is not challenging. This is a wonderfully pleasant record. Every song is crafted in fine detail. Each musical measure is like an old friend. It goes down easy. I've listened to this album probably 500 times in the past six months, and it never gets old.

A record can be judged many ways. One way is look at each song individually, and ask, what would you rate this song on a scale from 1-10? If an album is all 9s and 10s, then it approaches perfection. I don't think I've ever listened to an album that is all 9s and 10s, but Cardinal comes damn close, closer than any album in a very long time. ("Waveform" is probably a 7, but that's it.)

That's one way to judge an album, and in that way, this album is #1. But that's not how we judge albums here, and that's not how albums should be judged at all, I'd argue. An album is more than the sum of its parts. An album should have an overarching theme. An album should make you think. An album should challenge you and frustrate you and puzzle you, and a truly great album should be hard work, so when you finally crack the code and get the album, it will mean all that more to you.

Cardinal isn't that. I got this the first time I listened to it. But then, I dunno, sometimes it's nice to just kick back and enjoy music. Pinegrove hit that spot for me this year. Cardinal is a fucking masterpiece. The eight songs on here are just stone cold great. That's it.

I know I way overexplained all this. I'm sorry. Please, let me just start over and make it short. Pinegrove released an album this year that is half pop-emo, and half banjo-Americana, and all poetic lyrics and emotional vocals, and it works from start to finish. I will never get sick of this album.

1. Teens of Denial by Car Seat Headrest

I hate saying this, because it's something that dumbass 20-somethings say because it's trendy, but here ya go: I'm a dumbass 20-something that has no idea what he wants to do in life. I am imperfect. I find joy where I can but often feel pain due to my own shortcomings. I compensate by drinking way too much on the weekends and making a fool of myself, and waking up the next morning and doing it all again. I'm not complaining, and I'm not saying my life is bad. It's a good life. But it's complicated. Teens of Denial is THE album for these themes. Living these themes, I could relate, heavily. This is why it sits here at number one.

It doesn't hurt that lead singer Will Toledo plays a fiery brand of indie rock that gets under your skin and stays there. Like all of the best music, just because the subject matter is depressing doesn't mean the music has to be. And shit, there are plenty of music moments throughout the 70 minutes of Teens of Denial that totally knock your socks off—the drum solos in between trumpet blasts on "Vincent," the looping prepositional phrases ending "(Joe Gets Kicked Out...," every moment of the epic disaster "The Ballad of Costa Concordia"—that even without the personal nature of the lyrics, you'd have enough here for the best of the year.

My favorite album since The Monitor, Teens of Denial is more than a collection of great songs. It's a statement summing up the exact malaise I feel sometimes at 28 years old. It's fierce and it's mean and it's fucking exhausting, and like all great art, it makes me fucking feel. I'm so thankful for Car Seat Headrest this year.


(Check out the top songs of the year HERE.)

Sunday, December 18, 2016

2016 in Music: Top 20 Songs

As has been in years past, I couldn't narrow it down to 20 songs. It's just fucking impossible. So there's a ton of honorable mentions. I encourage you to click at random if you're bored, there's a lot of good music down there.

First, we have 50 songs that were great, but not great enough to be considered to be THE BEST of the year. All of them hold up on their own though.

"All Night" by Chance the Rapper ... "Ambulance" by the Amazing ... "Animal" by Nada Surf ... "Avoiding Boys" by ROMP ... "Bad Seed" by Abi Reimold ... "Balloon" by Muncie Girls ... "Below" by White Lung ... "Boyfriend" by Tegan and Sara ... "Bring My Baby Back" by Dr. Dog ... "Bubblegum" by Mystery Jets ... "Call to Arms" by Sturgill Simpson ... "Can't Get Enough of Myself" by Santigold ... "Cathy with the Curly Hair" by Eleanor Friedberger ... "Cleaning Up the Dog Shit" by Tim Heidecker ... "Control" by Operators ... "Do-Si-Do" by Peter Bjorn and John ... "Dracula Teeth" by the Last Shadow Puppets ... "Fear Machine" by the Coral ... "Fountain of Youth" by Local Natives ... "Gamma Knife" by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard ... "Go!" by M83 ... "gratuitous abysses" by Of Montreal ... "Green Lights" by Music Band ... "Ha Ha Ha Ha (Yeah)" by White Denim ... "Hang On Hang On" by Space Raft

"Heart like a Levee" by Hiss Golden Messenger ... "Hello, I'm a Ghost" by Wussy ... "Higher" by Carly Rae Jepson ... "I Hate the Weekend" by Tacocat ... "I Was Fine Before" by Great Thunder & Radiator Hospital ... "If I Ever Was a Child" by Wilco ... "No Matter Who" by Margaret Glaspy ... "Okkervil River R.I.P." by Okkervil River ... "Paul" by Big Thief ... "Pray for Rain" by Bob Mould ... "Radio Silence" by Shearwater ... "Roller" by Quilt ... "Smoke" by Brian Fallon ... "So Much Strange to Give" by Free Cake for Every Creature ... "Solemn Oath" by Band of Horses ... "Tidal Wave" by Taking Back Sunday ... "UGH!" by the 1975 ... "untitled 07, 2014 - 2016" by Kendrick Lamar ... "Valleys of the Young" by Andrew Bird ... "Wave Goodnight to Me" by Jeff Rosenstock ... "Wedding Singer" by Modern Baseball ... "White Worms" by AJJ ... "10 d E A T h b R E a s T" by Bon Iver ... "86'd in '03" by Bent Shapes ... "& Rock & Roll" by A Giant Dog

Honorable Mentions

And now, fifteen songs that are fucking GREAT, but still didn't crack the Top 20. But they all just barely missed it! They're still really good! Check 'em out!

"Bang Bang" by Green Day
"Best Kept Secret" by case/lang/veirs
"Don't Need to Be Them" by the Sun Days
"From a Soon-to-be Ghost Town" by Fruit Bats
"Gardenia" by Iggy Pop
"Get Out" by Frightened Rabbit
"A Little Uncanny" by Conor Oberst
"Melting Block" by Polica
"Month 2 Month" by Connections
"Precarious (Supermarket Song)" by Martha
"Rebecca" by Against Me!
"Revive" by Crying
"Sour Candy" by Bleached
"Spin the Dial" by Beach Slang
"You Bring the Summer" by the Monkees

And now....

Top 20 Songs of 2016

20) "C'est La Vie Way" by Wolf Parade

People got real excited this year for their favorite entertainments getting brought back from the dead, from Gilmore Girls to Fuller House. I think that's all pretty stupid, but then again, one of my own favorite entertainments made its way back—Wolf Parade! They sound different, a little more new-wave-y, but hey, it's pretty goddamn great. Can't wait for an LP next year.

19) "California Kids" by Weezer

Weezer keeps the hot streak alive with their newest self-titled album. Four years ago I fucking hated Weezer, and here I am jamming out to Rivers' corny lyrics once again. "California Kids" is a fucking jam. That half-time chorus kills me.

18) "European" by Lydia Loveless

I said this was one of my favorite songs on my and Pam's ill-fated music blog, and this shit holds up. Something about a millennial singing that twang really hits my sweet spot.

17) "Shut Up Kiss Me" by Angel Olsen

I'm not completely sold on Angel Olsen yet, but call this the exception that proves the rule. How did she know "shut up, kiss me" was one of my moves?

16) "What It Means" by Drive-by Truckers

One of three outwardly political songs on this list, and in a year that hurts so bad to think about when it comes to politics, I need some seething political songs to soothe my boiling blood a bit. "What It Means" ably captures the confusion and the hatred I felt this year for this country's failings and it's fuck-ups. Doesn't hurt it's a bang-up song. Every American that's feeling like they lost something this year can feel that fucking pain during the hook: "What it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans."

15) "Going Out Swinging" by the So So Glos

I consider the So So Glos under the apprenticeship of Titus Andronicus, and here we see the same aggressive, fun guitar rock that the latter does so well. Relentless and thrilling, and so many good one-liners ("I'm dressing to the nines, if I can't afford that, I'll be dressing to the fours or fives!")

14) "Politics of Free" by Woods

Not sure if there is a more underrated band working right now then Woods. Please see the three minutes of "Politics of Free" to discover what makes the band so great. So laid back. That staccato guitar lick. A well-placed "shit" or two. Kick back and enjoy, kids.

13) "Two Deliverances" by the Hotelier

Sometimes a good kick-to-snare drum hit at the beginning of a song tells you everything you need to know about a song.

12) "4th of July, Philadelphia (Sandy)" by Cymbals Eat Guitars

Dude, this song references everything I love! Speeding on Kensington Ave.! Dealing with angry residents in poor Philly neighborhoods! Bruce Springsteen! Thinking about alternate universes! The Pep Boys literally up the street from my house! It's all here, folks!

11) "'Tis a Pity She Was a Whore" by David Bowie

I remember an interview with David Bowie in the weeks leading up to Blackstar, in which he talked about how he was influenced by To Pimp a Butterfly in recording his new album. I thought at the time that this sounded like a really awful idea. I was wrong. So wrong. Just like Kendrick Lamar, Bowie used a relentless, hardcore jazz to tell his story. It really, truly works.

10) "Human Being" by Chris Farren

"The appeal of acts like Chris Farren, apparent deeply in his new album Can’t Die, is that his music is upbeat and the shit he’s singing about is depressing. It’s a dichotomy that’s easy to appreciate, because it allows you to relate to the shitty feelings he’s singing about, but the tunes aren’t so depressing that you are saddened just by listening to them. You can tap along and sigh deeply at the same time." —me, 9/7/16

9) "FDT (Fuck donald trump)" by YG & Nipsey Hussle

This isn't some kind novelty pick for shits and giggles. This is truly a great rap song because it truly reflected my deepest emotions regarding this year in politics. Look, I could argue until I'm blue in the face about why trump is a bad person and will be a bad president (and I've done that a lot on Facebook already), but nothing sums it up better than simply: fdt. I needed this rap this year.

8) "Cadmium" by Pinegrove

No band is better at packing emotion into every single nook and cranny of their music than Pinegrove. They play fast and loose with the tempo, and sometimes, like in the best parts of "Cadmium," it slows and stutters as if singer Evan Hall needs to get everything he's feeling he's felt into this one tiny measure.

7) "Life Pass" by Diarrhea Planet

Forget about the band's name, you idiots, and focus on those tasty hair metal-like riffs. I want to party on Diarrhea Planet.

6) "Polymorphing" by Chairlift

If I recall correctly, there was a lot of talk at the beginning of the year about what exactly constitutes pop (Okay, yup). Chairlift, with his hooks and its sweet female vocals and its bright horn section, should totally be considered pop. To hear this great song on something like Q102 would change the world as we know it!

5) "No Matter Where We Go" by Whitney

I do love me a good road-trip song. A lot of songs below and above on this list are good songs because they made me feel something. No song this year made me feel happy more so than this one.

4) "The Love Within" by Bloc Party

Bloc Party was shit on a lot this year, and maybe there was some merit to that. Their new album as a whole was pretty lousy. Their new drummer is a 100% downgrade. Just not a lot to like. But give me this, guys—"The Love Within" is a fantastic song. Okereke's smooth vocals are still there. The goofy, loud, repetitive synth against all odds fucking works. The chorus, like the best Bloc Party songs, is fucking cathartic. Say what you want about the band as a whole, but this song is something to cherish. Fuck y'all.

3) "Freedom" by BeyoncĂ©

Look, I'm not the biggest fan of everything Beyoncé does musically, and the hero-worship of her makes me uncomfortable at best. But when she kills, I'll be the first in line to tell you she fucking kills. This is her best song. Not to harp on the politics of it all once again, but as America chooses to elect a dictator to spite itself, we need this song. "I break chains all by myself, won't let my freedom rot in hell." This is a fucking war cry, folks. The song is all stomp and swagger and fucking badass psychedelic organ. It's towering. It makes me feel that fire within me.

2) "DVP" by PUP

Sometimes I think that these lists might get boring. Year after year, the same types of songs. Here's another two-and-a-half-minute rager about being drunk and being an idiot... Nah. Fuck it, this shit will never get old.

1) "Drunk Drivers / Killer Whales" by Car Seat Headrest

Car Seat Headrest is going to save rock and roll.


(Check out the top albums of the year HERE.)