Yearlong Song Challenge, Day 136: Sunny

Prompt: "A song that's probably gonna be in that new Grand Theft Auto game, whenever it comes out (unless it's already out, I don't know, I'm writing this prompt pretty far in advance)"

Selected by Sunny

"Watermelon Man"

Mongo Santamaria

Watermelon Man!, 1963

Voice distorter: GET READY FOR THE HITS. W-W-W-WILDSTYLE.

Mr. Buzz: Welcome back to Vice City ladies and germs. You've been waiting years. YEARS. How could this game be as good as expectations? Just wait and see. We're making this bigger than ever. We're pouring one out for Mr. Magic, rest in peace Magic. Is Tommy still in this game? Who cares! It's non-stop club club music from now on for y'all, with Afrika Bambata coming up-

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Amy Sheckenhausen: Look at Biden! Look at Kamala! Did you know men are exchanging naked photos of women? They call it NFTs. Hunter is right here peddling in it! There's even a band calling themselves The New Pornographe-

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AutoDJ: FLASH F. M. T-T-T-The music for the They/Them Generation

Toni: This one goes to south beach auto repair. Here's a record that'll never be cancelled, as long as we say so. Call it in baby, if you have a problem, because I'm not picking up. Next up-

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Ladykiller: Welcome back to Fever 105. It's the sabbath, so don't even try moving that dial. Get some manischewitz and get ready for this classic Kool and the Gang-

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Fernando: Just smooth vibes to get you through this muggy summer, up next, our favorite cover of Toto's famous-

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Pepe: ¡El maratón Mongo continúa durante 10 horas más!