Prompt: "A song involving the smoking of one or more cigarettes"
Selected by Brianna
"Cigarette Daydreams"
Cage the Elephant
Melophobia, 2013
The average person takes six minutes to smoke a cigarette. Personally, I can think of no worse way to spend those precious minutes, so I decided to use those prompt to tell you ten things you could do to better your life in six minutes, rather than waste them through poisoning yourself.
- Listen to "Cigarette Daydreams" by Cage the Elephant two times. You'll feel uplifted and find some peace of mind, maybe even an answer in the pouring rain?
- Drink a glass of water. It's good for you!
- Touch your toes or other various stretches. Did you know the average person begins the long road of back pain at the start of their thirties?
- Text or call a friend you haven't talked to in a little while. Life's too short to grow apart from the people you care about.
- Complete the daily NYT mini-crossword puzzle. And then add me as a friend on the app so we can compete against each other on the leader board.
- Learn a new recipe on basicswithbabish.com! I'm a firm believer that good food makes life worth living, and being able to provide it for yourself will help your wallet and overall health.
- Play a round of GeoGuessr. I may be biased as a social studies teacher, but using context clues to test your knowledge of global culture and geography sure is rewarding!
- Do a quick chore you've been putting off, and make the future you a grateful you. Once one thing is marked off that to-do list, it's hard to stop the momentum!
- Start learning a new language on Duolingo. I'm tired of hearing that Americans are dumb for not knowing anything outside of English—let's prove them wrong!
- Nothing. Sitting in some peace and quiet, doing nothing at all, is sometimes exactly what the doctor ordered.
1 comment:
6 minutes?! These are some slow smokers 😂
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