As scripture tells us, there are only are only five true music genres. I do not need to list them here as you are no doubt a dues-paying member of Chuck Eddy bible study, but for those among us who may never see the kingdom of heaven upon the end of our earthly bodies due to an intractable and endless penchant for blaspheming, I will politely and respectfully remind you that "dance-punk" is not one of them. "Dance-punk" or "dance-pop" or any dance hyphenate are abominations of the True Path and not to be taken seriously or even considered at all, lest the mind be warped into visions of unlawful gyrations and white belts on skinny jeans. For, as we are told from the sacred texts, no person can enjoy more than one thing at a time or perhaps even in a lifetime, and those would define themselves as "punk" will not be able to dance, nor will those who espouse the profane worship of "dance" ever find themselves able to comprehend the mysterious defiling provided by "punk" music. Even the larger Thesan concept of "rock" (which, again, is not one of the five true genres provided to us by The Ever Vigilant Eyes of the Elder Beings, Who Watch Us Even Now for Signs of Weakness and Wait for Their Moment to Reclaim What Was Stolen) cannot withhold the venial requirements of "dance." To create schism is to move against The Word of the Old Ones and tantamount to begging the sky to crack asunder and rend flesh from bone and blood from body. None of you would date partake in acts such as these for you value and love The Word as all should. To even describe the sounds of Wax Fang at all would be to risk the immortal and the eternal, so let us not mention it at all, not even in hidden whisper or private moments, for at all times the Ears of the Unending and the Eyes of the Eversightful watch and listen and report and find, ever finding, forever searching, tirelessly so, and without breath or pause, perform their vile and sacred duty to listen for weakness, which they will not find on this blog or in any place those who believe in The Word and The Five True Genres take purchase and worship and partake in fellowship!
I liked it. "Serenity Now" is among the best songs I have heard this year. I will speak no more of this!
Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains.
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I would post a picture of the Prophet Natedogg, but it is haram
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