I simply hate this! WHAT AM I LISTENING TO!? What is this insane little creepy baby child singing along in "ghost town"? What in Al Gore's Internet Gen Z amalgamation is this!?
After one simple google image search, I'm getting "the biggest dirtbag who hangs out in a high school parking lot after dropping out" vibes.
THIS PERSON HAS 24 MILLION MONTHLY LISTENERS!???? MAYBE THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT!!! *turns on Olivia Rodrigo to restore my faith in the youths*
This might be one of my most incoherent reviews ever... but so is this album. Making me listen to this??? THIS IS WHAT SADNESS FEELS LIKE, JVKE. Not whatever weird whining you think is a song.
Honestly, with the invention of GarageBand, we both flew too close to the sun and strayed too far from god's light.
And Fvck you, TikTok.
WOOF.

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