A beautiful park in the suburbs, a beautiful day for a first birthday party, great people, great weather, but holy SHIT you shoulda seen that porta potty, goddamn, you wanna know how fucking hard it is to get three young daughters to piss or shit anywhere besides their own home porcelain? And now you're gonna ask 'em to fold up toilet paper to cover up toilet lid shit stains in a plastic box that's been roasting in the sun and let 'em piss on a pile of shit that's been building into a small mountain in the formerly blue subterranean liquid pool of filth below them? We left the party for five minutes so they could instead attempt to piss in a bucket that we had in the minivan trunk, and if that's the alternative, then you can just fucking imagine what the original plan looked like, jesus fucking christ. Other than that, a beautiful day, I really enjoyed it.
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