Yearlong Song Challenge, Day 142: Bridget

Prompt: "The song that plays over the end credits of the 2024 remake of Dr. Strangelove"

Selected by Bridget

"Dancing on My Own"

Robyn

Body Talk Pt. 1, 2010

I'm going to absolutely ignore this prompt, and instead talk about my best boys currently... THE MF PHILLIES. That's right, today is the first day of Red October, and the boys are playing the Metropolitans, freakin losers! But I figured now would be a great time to talk about some of my favorite players. Is this an all-team hotties list? I can't decide because it's really too hard. 

1. Brandon Marsh: When I refer to my baby, I want you all to know this is who I'm talking about. A sweet southern boy who apparently loves Tinder and smoking weed. A man after my own heart! He also has long hair, which he recently spoke out about saying he washes it twice a week but conditions it daily. I do think his only flaw is the fact that he never responded to any of my Instagram DMs... but one day I know he will!
2. Garrett Stubbs: This is the vibes guy! He has a lucrative deal with the overall company AND Miller Lite. Is he good at baseball? He's totally fine! Is he always bringing the heat in the dugout and cheering on his brothers? YES!
3. Matt Straham: Another long-haired king! He's a pitcher who often comes in to relieve during tight games. He's long and lanky and I love when he wears his hair in a messy lil bun. Last year someone tweeted "Matt Staham sucks ass" and he responded "*eats" and that will forever go down as silly goofy. 
4. Alec Bohm: BEST ASS ON THE TEAM. Like seriously this guy is caked up. He gets super riled up and is often seen hitting himself in the head with his bat if he strikes out (seems like a bad idea...). He also has an incredible curl pattern and I'm dying to know the products he uses. 
5. Bryce Harper: All-team Philly Phan. He came to the city and truly became such a fan of every team here. And I freakin' get it! He has a fun style and loves to match his shoes to his headband and sliding glove. We love a matching king! His mole by his eye is very distracting to me, but overall I love this crazy guy!
6. Kyle Schwarber: Funny enough this is Charles Barkley's favorite player! What a fun fact. He is consistently hitting absolute bombs and has an ideal body type. Him stealing bases is absolutely legendary. I only want the best for this kind man. 
7. Johan Rojas: This cutie makes incredible catches. It's really wild to see him run and save a homerun ball! He just seems like an absolute good time guy and has such a great relationship with Marsh and Casty. 
8. Nick Castellanos: He played in every single game this season! That's truly insane to me! He is also SO HOT. He's growing his hair out and can often be seen sporting a sassy lil bun. We love it! He just exudes sex appeal and I don't know how else to say that...

It's very clear in all of these blurbs that I'm truly obsessed with a lot of them because of their hair and I'm very much ok with that. I also just know if they allowed me in the locker room I really could make all of them giggle their tails off and we'd be best friends. That being said, let's go boys! The city needs this... I need this.