Getting caught up in The Web.

above: a brief summation of the summer of Amanda Lynn B**

I am more than pleased to be rejoining the fine gentlemen of PoYB with all the irreverent, sarcastic negativity that you’ve come to know and love from the beloved blog’s sole vagina'd member. Before I bounce back into the swing of normal updating, I’d like to share some links that have been tickling my fancy as of late.

So far, my summer has included the following things: hours spent among geriatrics and co-workers discussing anal licking; copious amounts of alcoholic beverages; sleeping in a fire engine red Volvo; and perusing the Internet.

I do lotsa stuff on the Internet. I chat. I play Scrabble for an unhealthy amount of hours. I pirate movies and look at weird porn. But mostly, I just look up random shit and laugh for hours. The following is a sample of my collection.

I’m also obliging one Mr. Joseph as he sends me cyber glares of shame and guilt from the bowels of his goading, merciless soul.

1) First of all, Perez! America’s fave flamer got his ass kicked the other night by the Black Eyed Peas’ Will.I.Am. Words were exchanged, and punches were thrown. Le shock! Of course, Perez did what any good ranting queen would do and cried on video for his hordes of 'Net cronies. He also calls Fergie a "fugly bitch." Watch, it’s HIGHlarious. LOLz perez!

2) Second, a clip of some kid freaking the eff out after his mom cancels his World of Warcraft account. This might be the funniest thing I’ve actually ever seen. Note the self-inflicted anal raping with a remote controller: "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTTTT?!"

3) Go on a date with Jesus! Yes, THEE Jesus H. Christ. No…really…you can do that. The power of Christ compels you!

4) Ah, the addiction that is Twitter. The following is a cartoon highlighting the twouble that tweeting can cause (I’m looking at you, JosephMichael). I, of course, found this cartoon via Twitter itself: Totally twuoting all over the place.

That's it for now, loyal readers. Look for some more awesomeness from me asap. HA! I rhyme.