Friday, October 30, 2020

Former Child Actor, Rachel S.


Will I listen to this album? No. lol no. Please no. 2020, you have done enough! However, I WILL draw parallels between these song titles and TYOOL 2020.
  1. Former Child Actor: Macauley Culkin! Who famously starred in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York with the now-famous DELETED tr*mp scene!
  2. Diseased: COVID-19, baby!
  3. Systematic Gateway: That's racism.
  4. You Can't Win: Thanks, Mitch McConnell!
  5. Megalo Man: Literally, the president.
  6. Phony People: Literally, the GOP.
  7. I'm Flying Away: To the moon, babyyy! It has water, let's go.
  8. Jingle Bell Rock: Celebrate Christmas in July, who cares! Everything is a dumpster fire and we'll be locked down for Christmas anyway! ALSO, Melania HATES Christmas. Never forget.
  9. What Is a Dog?: Apparently is a question the tr*mp family has because this White House is pet-less and therefore joyless.
  10. Imagine: November 3rd, I'm trying.
  11. I Believe Again: Me when Harry Styles released his new music video. 
  12. What's Up with Youth?: TikTok teens will in fact save us all.

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