2. Walking into a spiderweb (which tends to happen a lot in Rockledge)
3. Teeth bleeding after flossing
4. Misuse of the word "irony"
5. How expensive books are for the Kindle
6. People that bitch about gas prices
7. My fucking knee problems when I want to run
8. That anyone would think that being extremely tan means that you are sexy
9. Job openings that require years of experience
10. King Joffrey (no spoilers in the comments please, I'm only up to the first season finale)
12. Christmas Eve dinner (ham, homemade mac and cheese, pineapple stuffing, ugh)
12. Quoting any of the following entertainments: Anchorman, Step Brothers, Family Guy
13. Bartenders who ignore me
14. The smell of your hands after handling money, especially coins
15. Using a Mac computer
16. Cocky athletes
17. How I feel after eating hot dogs (read: fucking awful)
18. When my girlfriend works weekends
19. Back sweat
20. Pimples on my nose
21. The coughing, sputtering sound of an empty keg
22. Hearing my morning alarm ringtone on other people's phones during the day
24. The evening news
25. Chugging beers
26. Fancy cheese
27. Being late to anything
28. Acid reflux
29. Any dish with ginger in it
30. The Big Bang Theory
31. Zubats
32. When a potential employer has you send in your resume and also fill out a separate application with the same information as the resume you just gave the employer
33. 90% of reality television
35. Jordan on Scrubs
36. People who walk too slow on the sidewalk
37. Internet connections in hotels
38. Phrases like "It was so awkward," "Blah, blah, blah," and the like.
39. Basically any phrase that is printed on a Wildwood Boardwalk T-shirt
40. $7 beers
41. When a great album ends with a shitty, shitty song
42. Parking in the city on Friday or Saturday
43. Losing at bingo with only one fucking number left
44. Spoilers for TV shows
45. Sleeping in a bedroom with the window facing east and getting a face full of sun way too early in the morning.
46. Any magazine or publication that obsesses over celebrities, their love lives, etc.
47. Stupid fucking inane and pointless Facebook status updates, from anyone
48. The itch in the back of my throat when I'm around cats
49. A cell phone with no service
50. Soccer
No comments:
Post a Comment